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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Fun with email



Wednesday, June 29, 2005  

Fun with email


The email load at the D2 site is nowhere even in the universe of where it once was when the game was new (I used to get literally 500+ emails a day, on busy days.) but the stray tale of woe and triumph still trickles in. I can't say where this one falls in the "best email ever" range, but it's certainly near the top.
kevin-pk, says hes got a duper and dupes alot of mephistos soul stones then he said his friend that works for blizzard made it fir him,i drop my ik behind the bar at act 2 and he took it through thebar table. I should have known better but I thought u should know that your employees are making item duper me and my friends were going 2 buy world of warcraft but u gotta pay 4 it but i could do that but i may be hacked in that now that I know ur employees make duper
The most amazing thing about this mail? He's not on AOL. You should also know that the D2 site is a fansite, not the official site, and that we make that very clear. Also, the chances that any Blizzard employee still give any sort of a damn about D2, or that they would waste their time hacking mid-grade items, is beyond astronomical. It must be true though, since after all, some guy who ripped him off with a very old trick said it was so.

Laughable content aside, the second sentence is my favorite part, as it plows on and on without mercy, traveling a punctuation-less path of the damned, inexorably adding clause after clause without regard for grammatical realities.
Comments:

Amazing


 

when are you going to make an RSS feed from your blog? get with the times, man


 

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