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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Olympics Time.



Tuesday, February 14, 2006  

Olympics Time.


You know it's been two (or possibly four) years and the Olympics are on again when you find yourself sprawled on the couch, staring in rapt fascination at a sport you never even knew existed, much less one that was practiced competitively in numerous nations around the world. I just watched 20 minutes of late night live coverage of some sort of women's cross country skiing relay race, in which they did laps around a course with various gentle hills and dips, switching off the baton between the two racers several times. Who even knew they had relay races on skis? Unsurprisingly, Finland, Norway, and Sweden took 3 of the top 4 spots, with another snow-centric nation, Canada taking second. The US came in 10th, which is why this one was on live on the late night broadcast, rather than chopped into highlights during the prime time coverage.

I've not seen much of the regular coverage yet this Olympics, but what I've seen thus far has been far better than in past years. They're actually showing athletes from other countries, and not just when they steal away the gold that was deserved by a noble, determined, hardship-overcoming American athlete. In much the same way that Sunday's Pro Bowl TV coverage taught me that every NFL player in the game was the best in the league and a wonderful person off the field, years of US TV Olympic coverage has shown me the truth of US Olympians: that every single one lost one or both parents to a tragic accident in their childhood, that they all trained through at least one injury that would have crippled a clydesdale, and that their young, determined, and often triumphantly tear-stained faces deserve nothing more than a six-figure endorsement contract with some sort of breakfast cereal, or perhaps even a local car dealership.

No one ever grew up to rich parents, enjoyed the best training equipment and coaching, lived a carefully regimented life from 6 until their first Olympic appearance at age 19, etc. They were all orphans raised by wolves who found/built their first pair of skis/track shoes with garbage and elbow grease, etc.

It always reminds me of my old days working at the San Diego Stadium. Once a year at a Chargers' game they'd introduce all of the cheerleaders (The Charger Girls), and invariably they were all double-major students, volunteers helping with handicapped children, attorneys, engineers, Nobel Laurettes, etc. I never heard of one cheerleader who was working as a stripper and aspiring to porn. Or using her looks and high breasts to live off a series of rich boyfriends. Or waitressing in Old Towne while hoping to make it as a commercial actress. Or spending her husband's money shopping and getting weekly manicures.

Perhaps someday an Olympian can transition to cheerleading, and then make the trip to the Pro Bowl, just to complete the trifecta?
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And here it is, 2 hours later and I'm taking a break from fiction to eat a miniature snickers bar and watch some more. The biathalon is on, showcasing the improbable combination of cross country skiing and rifle marksmanship. Yes, skiing and shooting, as they say.

I don't know if I believe them, but the announcers just said this sport is hugely popular in Europe; that it's the #1 wintertime sport on TV. I guess that's possible, I mean they like soccer in the summer/fall, and things like tennis and gymnastics and such are sort of year round, but why not hockey, or downhill skiing, or ice skating?

Maybe the shooting makes this one more manly, and the fact that it's not death-defying 1000 mile an hour downhill skiing, or jumping over knee-eating moguls makes it more accessible, since you don't have to be a perfect athlete to compete?

Or maybe the TV announcers are lying. It wouldn't be the first time.


 

"Or using her looks and high breasts to live off a series of rich boyfriends"

Sugardaddies is the term you're looking for.


 

Yes they're lying. The most televised sports here (Holland) are soccer and hockey, and the only place you'd ever see a biathlon outside the olympics is on eurosport, an international 24/7 sports channel.

iumzx.


 

They're playing the stuff at 5 in the morning instead of pre-empting soap operas? Blargh.

Ignoring the "mythical inspirational Olympic Hero" + US bias trend (I suspect most countries have at least some broacast bias...), in terms of coverage-style during my lifetime, I liked the 1984 and before, the best. At least it felt live, even if it wasn't, because they showed a lot more than highlights, broadcasting nearly all day, including many of the no-hope-of-a-medal competitors, non-US or not. The videotapes I recorded of those Olympics are night vs day compared to how they do things now.

I guess it's not profitable enough in the US to play them all day like that anymore etc. Too much viewer competition from having 300 channels and too many short-attention spans.

So far this Winter Olmpics I've been mostly amused by how the announcers during the snowboarding try so hard to sound "hip"....


 

I think the biathlon is most popular in Germany..

However, I kind of like your surprise about the sports that we take for granted and you ahve never heard of. Now you understand how we read your NFL reports ;)


 

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