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Tuesday, February 14, 2006  

Penile Enlargement Disatisfaction.


Assuming this post even gets past your spam filter, check out this amusing article about penile enhancement surgery. Turns out that, unsurprisingly, it hardly makes any difference and most men who get it are unhappy with the results.
"For patients with psychological concern about the size of the penis -- particularly if it is normal size -- there is little point in offering them surgery because it makes no difference," said Nim Christopher, a urologist at St Peter's Andrology Center in London.

Christopher and his colleagues, who questioned 42 men who had the surgery, found the dissatisfaction rate was very high. Often the men requested another surgical procedure.

"The average increase in length is 1.3 cm (0.5 inches) which isn't very much and the dissatisfaction rate was in excess of 70 percent," said Christopher.

He added that spam e-mails advertising penis enlargement surgery were inaccurate and gave men unrealistic expectations.

Rather than having surgery, he and his colleagues, who reported the findings in the journal of European Urology, said the men should be referred for psychological counseling.
Yes, but the pills! And the creams! Those must work their non-subtle magic. Right? Right? Apparently not, or the doctors wouldn't be recommending psychological counseling for their knife-hungry shorties. In other words, your only hope is to learn to be happy with your penis just as it is. A bitter pill to swallow in the "make me perfect, just like the people on the TeeVee" age in which we live. Hence the creams. And the pills.
Comments:

Hey Flux,

I enjoy your blogs on penis enlargement, since, as a 22 year old male, a subject I'm privately interested in is how I compare in dong-size to that of my friends. I may never know, but I digress...

Anyway, since the average erect penis size is--what now, 5.5-6 inches?--that means someone has to have the low end, and whenever I take a look at myself, I realize that I'm one of those unlucky bastards who got the short end of the genetic stick. I can barely cross the one-third mark on a ruler (inches) when I'm at full salute, and it does make me a little sad sometimes; my girlfriend and I (whom have never seen each other nude; we're choosing to remain abstinent) have flirted/joked about what should be "expected" of each other, and with a heavy heart I told her the truth; there's not much for me to give. Of course, she thinks I'm overreacting--and perhaps I am, since I'm sure there's other guys my size--but I suppose true love and commitment does win out in the end. I mean, really, what kind of a girl would divorce her husband because of a small member? What kind of a sick man would divorce his wife because of small breasts?

What I guess it comes down to in the end is that this is the deck of cards life has dealt me, and by golly, there's nothing I can do about it. I'll never, ever try those pills, creams, or surgery, because that would definitely prove how insecure I am with myself, and that's not what I want at all. Every time I get interested in enlargement techniques, I flip to your blog and get some reassurance about how they don't work at all, are a waste of time and money, will likely leave me unsatisfied anyway, and are just a ploy on the sexual insecurity of most males. Thanks for the help, as indirect as it may be, and I'll raise my glass to the shorter male; you're not alone, and if the love of your life hates you because of the way you were born, take your confidence and leave.


 

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