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	BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Rim shot time... Friday, March 17, 2006 Rim shot time... Not to rip off ThingsMyBoyfriendSaid.com's gig, especially since this one is self-reported, but... Tonight Malaya and me we vegging on the couch and watching the Jerry Springer Show. I don't watch much TV, so I try to make up for it in quality, you see. Anyway, one of the guests was a one-armed woman, on there to scream at her boyfriend who was cheating with his baby momma, and to fight with said baby-momma. Also appearing was the guy's mom, who mostly shouted at everyone. The one-armed girl had a left arm to just below the elbow, and a prosthetic below that. She's wearing a sleeveless blouse though, so it's kind of pointless, but anyway, there it was. And the prosthesis was terrible, like 10 shades darker than the rest of her skin, and not good enough that she could fight with it. She was reduced to grabbing at the other woman's hair with her one good hand! Anyway, the show goes on and we end up fast forwarding over most of the inanities, but as their segment was ending Malaya and me got to wondering about her arm. They never said how she lost the arm, but she was sort of skeletally-deformed in the back, so we figured it was a birth defect. But why was it such a bad color? I speculated that maybe she bought it used. I mean why not? Do they bury amuputees with their prosthetic limbs, or sell/donate them so that other one-handers can live a fuller life? The question then was, well, where do you buy a used prosthetic arm? To which I replied, "At a second-hand store." Yes, I laugh at my own jokes. Fortunately Malaya usually beats me to it, or at least has the decency to join me. She did tonight, at least. Labels: humor Posted by: Flux # 12:36 AM Comments: There was a big big fundraising scheme going on here to get people with old prosthetics they didn't need any more to donate them to this charity that then flew them over to African countries which are ravaged by wars and because of the landmines lots and lots of people need prosthetic limbs. So, there you go. #: 2:09 PM posted by Anonymous Post a Comment << Home Archives May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2012

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