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Thursday, April 13, 2006  

Overeaten and eatin' over.


Days since an update again, and I can but apologize. True, it's not like any of you are paying to read this (well, the one faithful monthly site hosting expense donor is, but the rest of you; not so much), but I would like to update at least daily, to make it worth your bookmark check. Still, I've been very busy, and though I don't run this site in anything approaching a professional manner, I'd rather not post at all than just throw up some pointless bit about a wacky news item (eg: yet another incident in which Bush lied or distorted intelligence to boost the fever for his preordained Iraq Attack... what a surprise!)

So I've been working on another website, 8 or 10 or 12 hours a day, to be honest, and while there's nothing yet online I can link to, I assure you that it's coming and that it should be worth the wait/lack of updates here. Well, if you're a computer game fan, anyway. (Probably a pretty safe bet, with this crowd.)

In other news, on Wednesday I finally got to meet Malaya's new dog, Darwin. He currently lives with her mom, over by the Bay, but will theoretically come to live with us once we're in a house with a yard and enough space for a dog to be happy. Well, happier. Our downstairs neighbor has one of those miniature collies here, and it seems to be happy, or at least surviving. Well, we think so, though we've not seen it or its owner for a few days, and there's been a godawful mystery stink in the vicinity of our kitchen/dining room lately, a stench we can find no source of and that may well be wafting up through the floorboards.

As for Darwin, he's a beagle mix and is one of those "always seems happy" type of dogs. And as far as I can tell from one day, he always is happy. He's about twenty pounds (9kg) and is just perpetual motion. Tail-wagging, head turning, nose sniffing, feet scampering, and so eager to play or go for a walk or hop in the car. He got to do all of those things on Wednesday, and even had a spirited game of "run furiously between Flux and Malaya while they throw his favorite chew toy back and forth and forever keep it just out of his reach." Darwin's no Jinxie, when it comes to leaping and intercepting aerial targets, but once he started to get tired (after maybe 50 throws back and forth) he started to anticipate our throws and leap up to bite the toy out of the air. And while he never quite managed that, he did successfully body block it a few times, like an enthusiastic but not very skilled goalie. Or a really inept bodyguard.

He is extremely skilled as snatching a moving/bouncing chew toy off the floor though, since the same vestigal forelimbs that keep him from getting much height or pawing at anything while in midair serve him very well in his role as high speed dustpan. As far as we could tell, Darwin would have run back and forth between us forever, and he hardly slowed down even after at least 150 throws, despite the fact that he was panting, his tongue was dangling, and he was almost walking normally, rather than scampering and skidding around as he usually (always) does.

I wouldn't exactly call myself a fan of dogs, and having one Darwin in the house would be the noise and rambunctiousness equivalent of about a dozen more Dusters and Jinxies, but he wasn't a bad companion, for the day. Plus he settles down at night and doesn't climb on the desks and doesn't vomit up hairballs (very often) and won't find a mousie and walk around the house with it, howling to wake the severely-injured, at 5am, the way Dusty does. I'm not sure if that makes two or three walks a day, walks with the requisite baggage (a plastic bag or two with which to pick up his steaming turds) a fair trade off, but it's a start.

To belatedly address the title of this post though, (forgotten it by now, haven't you?) in addition to the Darwin walking and playing, I drove Malaya and her mom (and Darwin) a couple of hundred miles, for which I was recompensed with a painful excess of nourishment. We had to take a trip up north to get Malaya measured for her cap and gown (she's graduating grad school and receiving her doctorate in a couple of months), but first we inhaled five turkey tacos each, fresh from her mom's kitchen. Ground turkey, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and real sour cream. Five each.

After the long trip we returned to do some local shopping, picking up a huge sack of dog chow and numerous miscellaneous grocery-type items, mostly for Malaya's mom. Our adventures ended at a Round Table Pizzeria, where mom ordered up an extra large chicken supreme, a recipe for disaster which Malaya inexplicably seasoned with a bonus order of spicy buffalo wings. We ate them anyway, washed our meal down with an excess of carbonated, caramel-colored sugar water, (I had Dr. Pepper, Root Beer, and Pepsi. Not all at once, though.) and waddled back to mom's house, where the only one capable of movement was the quadruped.

So while Malaya and I played with Darwin, her mom got busy packing up food to go, and we left there with the rest of the pizza, the rest of the turkey taco meat, lots of taco ingredients, tortillas, a six pack of Pepsi and Coke, about 60 frozen lumpia rolls (turkey and shrimp), a pound of green grapes, frozen fish, a loaf of bread, miniature Snickers bars, a bag of honey-roasted almonds, a big chocolate rabbit, and more stuff I can't even remember. And yes, that's pretty much how it always goes when we visit Malaya's mom; it's like reverse Little Red Riding Hood, with the new addition of Darwin perfectly-completing the analogy.

On the whole, while we only had two meals on the day, (not counting the 2 slices of pizza and additional Pepsi I had around midnight, to get some energy to stay up long enough to write this) I'd say we took in at least 4000 calories total, and with that motivation, 9pm or not, there was no way we could stay away from the gym when we got back here; once we let the cats inhale all of the Darwin aroma off of our clothing, of course. I burned 530 calories in 35 minutes on the elliptical, did a session of free weights, and then stretched and practiced handstands for a bit in the back aerobics room, which means I might only have gained two pounds on the day, intead of half a dozen.

It was fun though, and it made Malaya's mom happy, and since she's going to be my mom, one day, it's all good.

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Many congratulations to Malaya. It takes a very dedicated person to spend so much of their life, especially their young life, in such an endeavor. Hopefully that kind of dedication will be what makes her one of the few people who ever get to do what they love/are passionate about for a living.

And what a beautiful puppy!

Carful not to spend too much time around the little guy, he will grow on you. Before you know it he will be a regular member of the family. To the point that you will worry that he is lonely when you aren't there so you simply must adopt him a playmate.

A lot of people say that dogs are less intelligent than cats, which might be true (come to think of it it has to be true. If you throw a ball a dog will run and get it, over and over. A cat would just look at the ball and think to itself, "now you've got to walk all the way over there to pick it up again, jack-ass"), but nothing takes the edge off of a bad day like coming home to see that wagging tail.

As for the steaming piles of doggy poo, a friend of mine got a puppy and used newspaper while house training it. When he walks it now he lays down a piece of newspaper and the dog dutifully craps on it. It makes pick up a lot easier, no fear of the random slip/finger in poo type accidents. However I suppose it would depend on what sort of laws are in place governing the disposal of such; if you were not able to leave it in the city bin on the corner it would really stink up your house that way.

Can we expect to see as many dog photos in the future as we have cat photos in the past?


 

My wife suggested awhile back that we name our trees. Darwin is the name of our 4th tree, so-named because of all the clay we had to dig through to get a big enough hole to plant him in. We were dubious about his odds of surviving, but so far, so good.


 

Congratulations, Malaya.


 

There won't be that many Darwin posts since I don't see him that often. He's been at Malaya's mom's house for oh, 2 months or so; I'd just never been over to meet him until this week. If he were here, interacting with/terrorizing the cats, he'd probalby make more blog appearances.

There will be more photos though; Malaya's got her new camera and she's taking a camera class, so she's clicking away at any opportunity, and a new dog certainly qualifies. She took about 100 during our walk yesterday (yes, we were over at mom's 2 days in a row) and I already had 6 or 8 decent shots here. I'm way behind on posting photos, but i'll probably make up a darwin photos page and put a bunch on there, along with some more darwin info.

He's not a puppy, for one thing. He's over a year old and pretty well as big as he's going to get, at least if Malaya's mom holds strong to her plan to only feed him twice a day, with occasional treats and no begging at/feeding from the table.

Darwin's house trained; the steamy goodness is dropped in grass on walks, and it's always picked up since Malaya and her mom want to be responsible dog owners. Just walking around the past couple of days I can see why so many homeowners don't want dogs near their houses; we saw so much shit left on lawns by lazy asshole dog owners. I'd happily hide on my front porch, armed with a paint pellet gun, waiting for my opportunity. And no, I would most certainly not be shooting at the dog.


 

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