If you seriously wanted answers, you could have googled it. Maybe I'm missing something, though.

http://www.chromeshovel.com/

 

They must get those shovels at the same place they get those $900 hammers and $2,500 toilet seats - at the big Haliburton store in the sky.

 

Damn they're like $175 for the chrome ones. I didn't even look at the 14K ones. And who uses all the varieties of ceremonial shovels? And do they put them in a closet for the next use or buy a new shiny one each time. And what about the giant pair of scissors, I've always wanted a giant pair of scissors.

http://www.ceremonialshovels.com/

 

I would have liked to know where to get a huge pair of scissors too..

When I first moved into my own house, one of the first things that I did was to grab a pair of scissors and run through the kitchen. My house, my rules. It probably lost a lot of the implied rebellious value since all I had was a plastic pair of those children's safety scissors. It sure would have been nice to have some oversized metal ones.

Then I could make a game out of it. I could keep them in a closet next to front door, then take them out when my mom comes over and make her actually run with them every time she needs to go through the kitchen. She always said that she would follow my rules when I had my own house..

Being a responsible adult is fun!

 

Ask, and the almighty internet shall provide:

http://www.ceremonialscissors.com/

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