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	BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Gender Confusion Saturday, September 02, 2006 Gender Confusion Looking over some gossip blogs, I see that the Mtv VMAs were on yesterday. I'm not sure if anyone really gives a damn about them, or pays attention to popular music anymore, but I did see one thing I thought worth commenting on. This picture of Fergie and two of her backup dancers. Feel free to join me in a "WTF?" At first you want to congratulate Fergie for actually finding two women ugly enough to make her look good. Or at least better. And then you look closer and you're like, "Those are guys, right?" Before realizing, "Wait, does the one on the right have boobs?" Honestly, I don't know what I think now. I guess I'm leaning towards them being guys with fake tits, for some weird, theatrical reason. I can't call them transvestites since they don't look like women. Are they even supposed to? Are they actually attractive women who Fergie's makeup people successfully attacked? Thanks to the magic of YouTube I even watched Fergie's show opening, lip-synched performance of her annoyingly-catchy London Bridge tune, but that didn't answer any of my questions. It turns out there are actually four backup dancers like these two, but the image quality on YouTube isn't good enough to make a guess at their genders. The choreography of the song has them dancing like women, but that doesn't prove anything, given the long history of androgenous dancers in this sort of song. Witness most any Madonna video from the past 15 years, for instance. Labels: fergie, music Posted by: Flux # 3:35 AM Comments: Aren't all three of them men? Seriously. #: 9:16 AM posted by Donnie (aka Shadowtwin) All three of them are whores . . . #: 9:34 PM posted by Anonymous i like the way she shakes her coochie #: 6:08 PM posted by Anonymous I heard her song playing in Macy's the other day. It was ok. I never thought her vocals were that good to warrant a solo album. She's not Gwen Stefani. #: 11:48 PM posted by Gura That's so cute Gura. Acting as if vocal ability has anything to do with a record contract! As for this performance, I watched it again on youtube and I have to retract. She really does appear to be doing the vocals live, since the sound goes down a few times when she moves the mic, (like when the guard first hands it to her) there are some bits of crackling feedback, etc. So she can sing/rap it live, while walking and dancing. No one ever said she wasn't in great shape. It doesn't tell me anything more about the dubious gender/appearance of her backup dancers, though. #: 5:09 AM posted by Flux hi From Paris ! I'm having a good laugh reading you and I like the other articles as well, your objectivity. (don't know if that word has a meaning in english oops) her mother must have watch to much of the muppets during her pragnancy. #: 1:52 PM posted by Anonymous Post a Comment << Home Archives May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2012

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