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	BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Human Evolution in Evidence Saturday, December 09, 2006 Human Evolution in Evidence Malaya's office Xmas party went down Friday night, and it wasn't bad. The food was pretty good, as is usually the case, and the level layout was modified again, slightly for the better. Less of a bottleneck around the hot food tables, though putting the cheese/crackers spread on a table in the corner was a terrible choice. Besides the design though, one memorable aspect was our brief encounter with a fat, dirty old man who sexually harassed Malaya when she was new to the job. She's got to be civil to him since he's got seniority, and honestly, we don't think he knows what he did. He's just this old trollish guy, and he probably treats every young woman in the same way. So he really didn't mean anything by it, but at the same time, he should fucking know fucking better. At any rate, near the end of the event he came waddling through the mass of tables to one side of the dance floor and spotted Malaya where she was sitting. He ponderously made his way to us and said "Hi." and shook her hand. I had to do the same when she introduced me as "her partner Eric," and I determined to give him a decent squeeze. I've got a pretty good grip from the martial arts and weight lifting, and I didn't try to injure the guy or anything, but I let him feel the pressure on his swollen, hot water bottle hand. Did he get a lesson? Not at all. In fact, I was pwned when he executed some sort of squid-like escape tactic and excreted a slimy, rancid liquid before quickly disengaging. I don't know what he did or what it was, but when I pulled my hand back my fingers were visibly damp with a colorless liquid, and it was wincingly rank. I sniffed it and recoiled and gave Malaya a whiff with identical results. I actually had to go wash my hands since I didn't want to wipe his spooge off on my dress slacks. I think it was just sweat on his palms, and Malaya didn't touch it with her smaller hands but my fingers wrapped around far enough to encounter the reservoir. I can't imagine why it stunk so badly though; it was easily the worst BO I've ever encountered on any human perspiration. Knowing what I do about the guy though, it's fitting that the inside of him stinks like that. Like something that washed up on the beach, a high tide or two ago. Labels: evolution, odd social interactions Posted by: Flux # 1:15 AM Comments: Isn't this guy evidence against evolution? #: 2:09 AM posted by Anonymous "...he should fucking know fucking better." I liked this double use of "fucking," - the emphasis is well employed. So he's a case of a human evolving into some sort of squid/skunk creature? #: 7:13 AM posted by Anonymous hey, i like your style #: 9:42 PM posted by Anonymous Post a Comment << Home Archives May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2012

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