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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Today's International Humiliation Winner Is...



Friday, December 08, 2006  

Today's International Humiliation Winner Is...


India, which has officially been designated as a shrimp dick nation. Congrats, guys!
Oversized condoms a headache for many Indian men

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.

The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run centre, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms catered for.

For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
On the other hand, this does at least answer any question about whether penis length correlates with ability to impregnate. Chinese men aren't exactly known for their hung-itude either, you know.

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Well, as a Cuban-American guy with a REAL dick, I can tell you that those shrimpo condoms will burst before they do anyone any good.

Folks have to find the condom size that fits them, if they can. If nothin' fits them okay, then the ol' "pull out" method will have to do.

Thank you, God and Moma, that you did not circumsize my dick when I was a helpless baby. I am grateful that I can feel my orgasms from every nerve cell which were not amputated at birth.


 

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