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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Stupid Americans!



Thursday, March 22, 2007  

Stupid Americans!


I've seen this video linked on a bunch of sites, and stemming largely from a lack of energy or time to type up something more interesting, I'm throwing in the insert code myself. An Australian comedy program sent some reporters to the US to do street interviews with people, and cut out the dumbest answers into a highlight package. It reminds me of the old Howard Stern show bit when they'd interview models or porn stars or homeless people and ask them stuff like, "Who is the Vice President of the United States?" or "How many sides does a square have." and then bet on whether the idiots contestants would know the answer. It's more fun when they stop the tape to bet before playing the answer; it heightens the suspense, but this one is still pretty funny. My favorite part is when they show the rubes a world map with Australian labeled "Iraq" and no one seems to bat an eye.



The real tragedy of this is that any random selection of people in any country on earth are this stupid, at least about some issues. I'm regularly around otherwise intelligent adults with college degrees and such, and when any random subject comes up it's truly astonishing how completely oblivious many of them are to things I think of as common knowledge. On the other hand, if the conversation turns to current popular TV shows, or American Idol singers, or other such topics, I look as dumb as these people do when asked to name a country that starts with a "U." (Actually, I thought immediately of Uzbekistan, and then the UK. I didn't think "United States" until the interviewer pointed it out to one stumped woman. I suspect that's what most people on earth would say if asked that question, but here in the actual US, "America" is more often the name used. Plus the way the question is worded the tendency is to think of foreign countries with that name, rather than the one you're in. I wonder what people in Oz would say if asked for A-countries, or people in France asked about F-countries, etc?)

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Me thinks that insert code messed up your formatting code Fluxy old boy.


 

and they were so stupid, they xed out all of your posts.


 

I need to get out of this country. It's very scary what the people on the street don't know (although what' s the percentage of received responses to displayed responses I wonder).

Also -- close your strike-through tag. :)


 

blogger is really sucking slowly lately. Most times I post something it runs a bit and then gives me the "blogger is taking longer than usual to publish..." message. Which means I can't check if the post went up properly, and it will be published, but not usually for hours. Which is how I get broken links or missing [/strike] tags sitting there all day.

Then again, it's free...


 

Last night I was watching that new game show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy; something along the lines of "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?" Anywho, some woman--for half a million dollars--had to correctly name the one country that is also a continent, and for the life of her, she couldn't do it. I wanted to reach through the TV and smack her across the face, and I'm sure most of the audience did too, judging from their loud booing and screaming at her own idiocy. Half a freaking million dollars. (In case anyone's brain farting, the answer is Australia.) The worst part is that she "walked away" with 300 thousand dollars. On a game show like that, you should be forced to answer every question, not win 300k because you don't know first grade geography. And of course, if they'd asked me who the most recent American Idol winner was, I'd be clueless, and booed and hissed by the audience, and shamed at losing 200k from my own idiocy, but whatever.

After the show, I got to musing about how they pick these contestants; they must give them all geography tests, and the ones who suck the most balls probably get on the show. Yay America! Do they have these types of game shows in other countries? Meh, probably.


 

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