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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Bush and a rodent.



Thursday, June 28, 2007  

Bush and a rodent.


I've not been posting much on politics of late, mostly since I'm lazy/far too busy with other stuff. I do spend about an hour a day reading political news and blogs and such, but I haven't really had much to say/add, and I figure if you care you're reading those sorts of sites on your own. I did think this video of President Bush at a news conference today was worth remarking on, though.



Yes, I know. You don't want to watch him, you can't stand him, etc, etc. Just give it 10 seconds; that's long enough to be amazed at how worn and defeated the man looks. Count the deep sighs and moments of dazed confusion? I almost felt sorry for him, since as the video title says, he's just out of steam. He looks exhausted and dazed, and not just in his usual "excessive cocaine and beer consumption burned out my prefrontal lobe in 1981" sort of way. It would be alarming to see the PotUS so broken, if not for the fact that he did done such consistently awful things when he was fresh and vital. Better he's tired; less he can screw up then. Cheney's still fresh and agitating for WWIII behind the scenes, though.

If you do make it through a bit more of the video, it's fun to laugh at the keywords Bush staggers towards once he's finished lamenting his failed immigration bill (which less than 25% of the Republican senators voted for, despite Bush's heavy lobbying for it). He's clearly running on fumes and just hits the various buzzwords he's had drilled into him by poll-checking advisers. "mumble mumble... comprehensive energy policy... affordable health care without government running it... work together to balance federal budget... not overspend or raise taxes..." Of course he's had 6 years to accomplish all of those, did nothing to accomplish them when he had a 90% approval rating and Republican-controlled House and Senate, and his Iraqi misadventure is the reason the budget needs balancing, since Clinton left him a surplus he's squandered by the trillion.


Just to get the taste of that out of your mouth, enjoy some Dramatic Gopher! If this is not the best 5 second video in the history of the Internet, I have no idea what is.



This video's been around for a couple of weeks, and I want to scorn it for being too silly, but I can not. In fact, it gets funnier every time I see it. I want a behind the scenes feature. Who filmed it? How did they know to zoom in right then? Who thought to add the music? It reminds me of LOLcats in a way, especially the "invisible" genre, though Monsieur Gopher's video is a subtler form of anthropomorphizing.

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Regarding the dramatic gopher, this appears to be the source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhy0tIbGs_0

This only answers who originally filmed it of course.


 

Maybe it's the Coke I just slammed, but oh man does that drama-gopher make me smile. I'll be giggling about that all day tomorrow.

Poor, poor Bush... he had 8 years to better this country, but ended up screwing us into the ground. I'm not sure what's the lesser evil; pulling out of Iraq the first week a Democrat is elected into office, or staying in Iraq a couple more years to clean up the horrible mess we've made. Of course, I may be misinformed; perhaps some of the candidates do have Iraq clean up plans other than speedy liftoff.

Health care is another discussion point; I haven't seen Sicko yet (I hear it's really one sided, but that's kind of the movie's point) but I do know if the US government doesn't start a program soon, Wal-Mart's going to start their own health care program. Already generic prescription drugs are available at the everyday low price of 4.00, nullifying the need to pay health insurance premiums as long as your medicine has a generic form. It probably won't be long before Wal-Mart can pull some trick where brand names are 8 or 12.00, still dirt cheap. They've reverse auctioneered every other company into submission, and since families with kids are their primary demographic, selling cheap medicine to the working middle class/poor could end up as a sort of substitute national plan. Wal-Mart are even instituting clinics into some of their stores--if that's not a sign of trying to beat the government at its own game, I don't know what is.


 

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