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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: When fashion meets function



Tuesday, October 30, 2007  

When fashion meets function


Amusingly horrible crime news that moves up to another level of LOL when more information is revealed. First, the quote, with the mug shot.
A part-time lab technician at Holy Name Hospital was caught having sex with the body of a 92-year-old woman in the hospital's morgue, authorities said Monday.

Authorities said Anthony Merino, 24, of West 185th Street in Manhattan was working a shift as a histology lab technician on Sunday morning when he asked a security guard for access to a refrigerated area adjacent to the morgue where human tissue samples are stored. The guard complied and then wandered away for several minutes, Bergen County Prosecutor John L. Molinelli said.

"When he came back, he observed Mr. Merino violating the deceased victim" on a gurney, Molinelli said. "He immediately notified Teaneck police."
Okay, that's sad enough. I mean the guy's not only a necrophile, but with someone's great grandmother? Dude, that's just nasty. Not only is she 92... she's dead!

It gets funny when the rest of the news item basically just makes fun of the guy's MySpace page, and much funnier when you see it yourself. Take a look before Anthony, or someone else, takes it down.

The usual MySpace warnings apply; it's got some horrible music playing and it's uglier than any other webpage on the internet that's not also on MySpace, but it's worth it for the joke, the shirtless photos of the guy, and the dozens and dozens of Playboy bunny images scrolling, wallpapering, blinging, etc. Here's the "about me" part from right on top.
I work hard, so I party hard, that's my motto. I love playing all types of sports(football, basketball, track, baseball, and some soccer). I specialize in football and track. I now play semi-pro football, and I also studied various forms of Martial Arts, from Shotokan Karate, to Ninjitsu, and Lak Sao Chuan Fa Gung-Fu. I'm currently in college studing Engineering/Business Admin. also working. Time is my enemy, I never seem to have enough time to do all the things that I would like to do. I'm also into cars and motorcycles. I'm laid back, easy going and pretty cool to hang out.
I'm trying to imagine him explaining this one to his friends.
I was just curious if she'd be any colder than my ex. That bitch!
Dude, seriously... she was hot for a 92 year old.
You know how the camera adds 10 pounds? Death takes off like, 15 years.
Hey, at least it wasn't a guy!
Party on, Anthony. You know you always wanted to be famous, and I'll bet you'll have a lot more than 41 friends once you get bailed out and have a chance to log on.

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Comments:

I guess he was one of those guys who goes for older women.

My wife is 1 month older than me - but we are not anywhere close to 92! Or dead ;-)

Playing the devil's advocate, and I do not condone it in any way, but who was harmed by this sorry bastid jumpin' grandma's bones? Grandma don't care no more, no one is gonna get pregnant, and no one really got hurt other than us who are left with the image of some horny dumbo doing it with a corpse. Yuck!!!


 

The woman's family? We don't dump the carcasses of our dead into a compost heap for a reason; people respect the bodies of the dead, and being posthumously raped is pretty high up there on the disrespectometer.


 

I sent the guy's MySpace to a friend and told her he'd been arrested for something embarrassing, and asked her to guess what for. Her reply, "Misuse of the Playboy logo?"

I thought about that for a minute and um... yeah, pretty much.


 

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