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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Promotional Shortcomings...



Tuesday, November 20, 2007  

Promotional Shortcomings...


I talked to my dad while driving home from class Monday evening, and when the conversation got around to what I've been up to besides my scholastically-induced nervous breakdown, Dad said, "I keep looking and watching the news and the paper and TV for any word about that game you're doing the website on, and I never see a thing. Hellgate, right? I haven't heard about it anywhere. They review games in the paper every week, and it's never been mentioned, and I see ads on TV all the time for other gmaes, but I've never heard a word about it. Didn't you say it was coming out on Halloween?"

As a friend said a week ago when he sent me a link to the joking-but-not-really Something Awful review of HGL... Well, I can't quote him. It's too depressing. I'll encapsulate: "It sucks. I paid to be a founder, but it's hilariously unstable, TINY, woefully too small to compete in today's MMORPG market, the tilesets are boring and repetitious, the Halloween special items were crap and poorly implemented, it's unbalanced, quests like "The Wall" are undoable in Elite, Elite Nightmare is entirely unplayable, etc... But let's cross our fingers for Patch 1!"

I replied that the complaints and the SA review are funny, to everyone who hasn't spent a couple of years of their lives working on some aspect of the game, in hopes that it would be popular enough to earn them some money long term. Ha ha! Glad that's not me!

Oh wait...

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It seems that the shit hit the fan late last year and everyone at FSS probably knew this was how it was going to turn out. I still haven't bought the game yet, and don't think I actually will.


 

Weak.

I won't be purchasing this game.


 

Crap, crap and crap :/ They really screwed it... and I was hoping it will be next diablo.


 

It IS the next Diablo. The problem is the Diablo formula doesn't quite work anymore. Not on it's own at least. Diablo 2 is still strangely addictive even today, sure, but the game style doesn't work so well anymore. It's too shallow.

My biggest gripe with the game though was that the guns don't feel solid. Feels too floaty. Never a good thing when that's such a huge part of the game.


 

I don't see anything wrong with the game at all. It's no diablo, but I can name at least a dozen high profile games that it blows out of the water in fun factor and personality. I cannot tell you the last time I've laughed so hard at a game. The second truth questline has got to be the funniest event I've played through in a LONG time. The FPS factor of the Marksman is a neat touch as well.


 

You probably already know, but more reviews have come in. I especially like how the user reviews are split between excellent and absolute crap... I'm guessing the game will gather up a loyal fanbase after all.

Anyway read it all for yourself if you haven't already

http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/pc/hellgatelondon#users

Enjoy,

Thijs


 

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