A rabbi, a priest, and a minister were at a religious retreat, and on a very hot day they decided to go swimming. None had a swimsuit so they had to go skinny dipping. No biggie, and they were enjoying themselves in the lake when they heard some voices approaching through the woods. In a panic, they dashed out of the water and ran into cover in the forest. As they ran, the the priest and the minister covered their genitals with their hands, while the rabbi covered his face. Once they reached cover and started putting their clothes on, the priest and the minister gave into their confusion and asked the rabbi why he'd covered his face instead of his nudity.

"I don't know about you guys, but it's my face that my congregation will recognize." he said.

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