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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: The ****ing Aristocrats



Tuesday, July 26, 2005  

The ****ing Aristocrats


The Aristocrats is a new comedy documentary that I've been looking forward to for some time and looking for an excuse to blog about. Today there's an article about it on Yahoo that serves as a decent, G-rated introduction to the film, so check it out if you haven't heard a thing about this movie. In a nutshell, The Aristocrats is a documentary produced by Paul Provenza and Penn (& Teller) Jillette, in which they interviewed more than one hundred stand up comics and asked them all to give their take on "the aristocrats," an old comedy standby that can be the dirtiest joke in existence, when told properly. As the Yahoo article says:
The joke begins when a performer walks into a talent office seeking work. An agent asks him about his act, so the performer explains it in the most vulgar terms including descriptions of body functions and sex acts. The punchline comes when the agent asks what the act is called. The performer answers: "The Aristocrats."

As punchlines go, it's not that funny. But the way some comics describe the act makes audiences howl. Others, however, won't repeat the joke, and still more startle audiences with a retelling that seems to be pulled from real life. What emerges is a sort of portrait of comedians at work and at play.

"It's like giving 100 canvasses to 100 painters and saying paint this nude person," said Bob Saget, the former star of wholesome TV comedy Full House. "Some people won't paint it because it's a nude person. Some people will paint it incredibly sexually; some people will paint it covered up. Some will paint it deviantly," he said.
Bob Sagat is in the documentary, of course, and if you think his comedic sensibilities extend no further than those insipid baby talk jokes he made while hosting America's Funniest Home Videos, you'll be shocked. I've always heard that he's actually a very good and very blue commedian, and he's said to be one of the stars of the film, for his version of the joke. Others have singled out Gilbert Gottfried, who boldly told it at a Friar's Club roast for Hugh Hefner and threw in 9/11 references just weeks after that event, back in 2001, when lots of people were still saying no one (in America, at least) would ever be able to make jokes about that tragedy.

Check out the ThinkFilm Page and official movie page if you want to learn more; both are cursed with horribly inconvenient flash navigation, but they have tons of hilarous quotes about the film from various articles. The best content there is this long article about the filmmakers and the process of creating the film. Unfortunately it's an Adobe file, so it will likely take you a minute to load and make you think your computer is locked up.

If you want media, there is a trailer, but it doesn't convey much more than the basic premise. To really get a taste of what this joke can be like, watch the South Park telling, from the film, starring Cartman. It's about as NSFW as anything can ever be for the audio alone, so be warned, or wear headphones. You can even see what the critics think; there are 17 reviews now on RT, 13 of which are positive.

I'm curious enough to see this one in the theater, but we might just wait since the DVD is going to be even better. There's said to be hours more comedy that didn't make the film due to time constraints, and many other famous commedians (Seinfeld is named) who didn't get their version in the film but who now want to contribute.
Comments:

The video of Cartman's telling of that joke is absolutely the most vulgar, horrible, disgusting thing that I have ever heard. So much so that I had to watch it thrice (turning up the volume each time) to gauge how offended I was.

Turns out I really wasn't offened at all, but I did laugh heartily (for all the wrong reasons) and downloaded it to my wife's PC so that she could see it as soon as she got home from work. She laughed as well, and watched it twice.

Does that make me a bad person? What about my wife?

I will say that I really found the funniest part to be when Cartman kept telling Kyle to shut up and let him finish, mostly because I wanted to see how rotten Cartman was going with it, and he went to the extreme.

Funny funny stuff.


 

"Does that make me a bad person? What about my wife?"

Yes to both, most likely. that goes for Malaya and me too, of course.

Can you imagine an entire film of commedians doing that joke, over and over again, all with their own twist on it? I will have to see that to believe it, and since Malaya's agitating to go see March of the Penguins, perhaps I'll agitate in return for Aristocrats and we'll call it even.


 

I've seen it. It's definitely worth seeing.

As for people cut from it, I'd heard Seinfeld's name mentioned before and that he asked to be taken out of it, but I don't know that for sure. I do have it on good authority that Chevy Chase would have been in it and even filmed a piece, but was an ass and then didn't sign the release.


 

One of the preview articles said that Seinfeld declined to appear in it, since he was at the time promoting his own film, Comedian, and didn't want to be used in promotinal material with The Aristocrats and be seen competing with himself.

Given that his film came out way back in October 2002 and didn't make much of a ripple, he might have chosen poorly. Not that Seinfeld needs more money or notoriety, and not that I much care either way; I don't dislike him, but I never watched his show when it was on and always found his humor pretty predictable.


 

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