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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Weekend Box Office and DVD Stuff



Sunday, July 24, 2005  

Weekend Box Office and DVD Stuff


The weekend box office estimates are out, and while no one thought The Island would do huge business, no one thought it would flop this badly. I'm feeling too lazy to throw in a table this afternoon, so we'll just live with a quick list:
1 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory $28,300,000
2 Wedding Crashers $26,200,000
3 Fantastic Four $12,275,000
4 The Island $12,100,000
5 Bad News Bears $11,500,000
The second weekend of Charlie, Wedding Crashers, and Hustle and Flow (opening in 6th place) all did nearly double The Island's per screen average too, so it's not like The Island wasn't in enough theaters to compete. Perhaps the strategy of giving away the entire plot of the movie in the trailers (not to mention every magazine article and interview) wasn't so smart after all, eh? Not to mention casting two leads with zero box office draw, and believing that anyone would buy a ticket to see a Michael Bay picture, (rather than a picture that looked fun and happened to have been hacked forth by Michael Bay).

Malaya and me saw no films this weekend, though we might plow through a DVD tonight. We've got several newish ones we've still never gotten around to watching, including Kiki's Delivery Service, which was one of my birthday presents over a month ago. (Though we've yet to watch it, the fact that "kiki" is childish slang for "vagina" in Tagalog, which Malaya speaks, ensures that we never forget it.) We did watch a new DVD a few days ago, thanks to the 3 for $25 sale at Blockbuster. There we got National Treasure, The Incredibles, and Blade Trinity. We'd seen the first two in theaters and just wanted the DVDs for our collection (I took them both to San Diego and watched them both while there, enjoying them.) and were curious about Blade Trinity, since we'd sort of enjoyed the first two films, and had almost gone to see Blade 3 in theaters. How was it?

*coughing sound*

It wasn't the worst action movie I've ever seen, but that was only because it had high production values. It was certainly far and away the worst of the 3 Blade films, and was a terrible movie. It was borderline watchable just because there were a lot of fight scenes and exploding vampires and such, but the story was idiotic, the plot had zero momentum, and the actors looked about as happy as the international guests in Guantanamo Bay. Word from the filming was that Wesley Snipes went insane and stayed "in character" for the entire shoot, and since his Blade character is basically a brooding asshole, that couldn't have been real pleasant. I'll do a full review and categorize why it was such a train wreck at some point... but not today. Stay away from Blade Trinity though; it's 2 hours of stupid stuff with far too little decent action to make up for it.
Comments:

Kiki's Delivery Service isn't nearly as good as Castle in the Clouds or Spirited Away.

I had it on while doing housework and ended up not really watching any of it because it doesn't really have a storyline, it's just sort of a bunch of events that happen with no real order, connection or flow between them. Then Kiki loses her ability to fly for no apparent reason whatsoever, but gets it back when she saves the day at the very end from a disaster that came out of nowhere.

I'd probably give it a C+, only 'cause the cat is cute.


 

about the Blade reference.

What you said about the third installment is entirely true of the first two as well. Well, not all of it since not all three Blade movies can be the worst Blade movie, one has to shine over the others ( I somehow doubt that is actually possible). By shine I mean that the steamy pile you are watching has slightly more shiny objects in it (not the movie but the pile of crap that is the Blade series).

Your exact quote was:

"Stay away from Blade Trinity though; it's 2 hours of stupid stuff with far too little decent action to make up for it."

Doesn't that define the whole Blade trilogy? It certainly does for me.


 

Blade 1: Just good/bad enough to be campy.
Blade 2: Takes itself too seriously, enough to ruin the camp factor.
Blade 3: Train. Wreck. It wasn't even interesting enough to be horrible.

My 3 cents.


 

I don't think any of the blade movies are any good, mostly since wesley snipes isn't very good in them. I suppose he's being faithful to the comic book character (I've never seen an issue.) but he tries to be strong and silent and intimating, and just looks bored and constipated. That being said, Blade 1 had a decent bad guy and introduced the world in somewhat entertaining fashion.

Blade 2 had lots of cool-looking bad guys and some wanna-be Anime-style good guys, and advanced the overall mythology some before setting up a pretty good conclusion.

Blade 3 just laid there. There was no main bad guy and the 2 sorta main ones they had sucked. There was no power struggle or revolution going on within the vampire nation to give us a subplot, and Blade's sudden infusion of sidekicks added nothing to the movie but more young and pretty white people, along with way too much meaningless chatter. There was no overarching plot of any importance either, and the fight scenes were way too video game in their lack of intensity and the prefunctory way the faux-punk vampires died like mindless drones sent in waves for just that purpose removed any hint of excitement or action.

Anyway, I'm stealing my own review thunder, so I'll stop now, but Blade 3 needed a full rewrite, or at least a lot of script tweaks to make any sense or have any reason to exist.


 

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