I enjoy the
fortune cookie "in bed" game as much as anyone, but I swear they're making it too easy now. We at Chinese food with my dad on Sunday night, and here are the fortunes Malaya and I received:
You will be thankful for the pleasures of the coming months.
Soon you will encounter a whole new world of opportunity.
These aren't even vague. Seriously, are they writing these things now with awareness of the "in bed" game and just teasing us all, or what?