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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Learn to swim/I'll see you down in/Mississippi Bay



Sunday, August 28, 2005  

Learn to swim/I'll see you down in/Mississippi Bay


The possibility of New Orleans being entirely flooded has long been discussed, since since the city was built on silt and sediment deposited by the Mississippi, and has been steadily sinking for centuries, thanks to the weight of people, buildings, cars, etc. Much of the city is now about three meters below sea level, and with the Gulf of Mexico on one side and Lake Poncakaka on the other, all we need is a direct hit from a hurricane-generated storm surge of more than 10 feet for the sea-sized Gulf of Mexico to basically wash over the levees and dykes and fill the city like a bathtub.

It's hard to imagine, but thanks to Katrina, which may soon become only the fourth Category 5 hurricane to ever hit the US mainland, we may finally be rid of the filthy, drunk-infested, vomit-scented hole that is New Orleans.
The hurricane's landfall could still come in Mississippi and affect Alabama and Florida, but it looked likely to come ashore Monday morning on the southeastern Louisiana coast, said Ed Rappaport, deputy director of the National Hurricane Center in Miami. That put New Orleans squarely in the crosshairs.

"If it came ashore with the intensity it has now and went to the New Orleans area, it would be the strongest we've had in recorded history there," Rappaport said in a telephone interview Sunday morning. "We're hoping of course there'll be a slight tapering off at least of the winds, but we can't plan on that. So whichever area gets hit, this is going to be a once in a lifetime event for them."

At 8 a.m., Katrina's center was about 250 miles south-southeast of the mouth of the Mississippi River, the hurricane center said. It was moving west-northwest at about 12 mph and a gradual turn toward the north-northwest was expected. Hurricane force-wind of at least 74 mph extended up to 85 miles from the center.

The storm had the potential for storm surge flooding of up to 25 feet, topped with even higher waves, as much as 15 inches of rain, and tornadoes.
A disaster of this sort would of course be absolutely horrible, and all joking aside, I would give almost anything to see it in my lifetime. I mean I certainly hope it never happens. Never. Not one bit.

By the way, if you didn't get the title of this post, you really need to listen to more Tool. Start with this song, it's got about the best lyrics ever, and ones you can't help but agree with, at least on some level, if you've ever been to LA. Especially via LAX, since flying over the sprawling hellhole that is the LA Basin can not fail to instill a sense of disgust at man's invention.

Update: There are lots more articles about the impending doom of New Orleans, and I liked this one for the background info.
"All indications are that this is absolutely worst-case scenario," Ivor van Heerden, deputy director of the Louisiana State University Hurricane Center, said Sunday afternoon.

The center's latest computer simulations indicate that by Tuesday, vast swaths of New Orleans could be under water up to 30 feet deep. In the French Quarter, the water could reach 20 feet, easily submerging the district's iconic cast-iron balconies and bars.

Estimates predict that 60 percent to 80 percent of the city's houses will be destroyed by wind. With the flood damage, most of the people who live in and around New Orleans could be homeless.

"We're talking about in essence having — in the continental United States — having a refugee camp of a million people," van Heerden said.

...

Experts have warned about New Orleans' vulnerability for years, chiefly because Louisiana has lost more than a million acres of coastal wetlands in the past seven decades. The vast patchwork of swamps and bayous south of the city serves as a buffer, partially absorbing the surge of water that a hurricane pushes ashore.

Experts have also warned that the ring of high levees around New Orleans, designed to protect the city from floodwaters coming down the Mississippi, will only make things worse in a powerful hurricane. Katrina is expected to push a 28-foot storm surge against the levees. Even if they hold, water will pour over their tops and begin filling the city as if it were a sinking canoe.

After the storm passes, the water will have nowhere to go.

In a few days, van Heerden predicts, emergency management officials are going to be wondering how to handle a giant stagnant pond contaminated with building debris, coffins, sewage and other hazardous materials.

"We're talking about an incredible environmental disaster," van Heerden said.

He puts much of the blame for New Orleans' dire situation on the very levee system that is designed to protect southern Louisiana from Mississippi River floods. Before the levees were built, the river would top its banks during floods and wash through a maze of bayous and swamps, dropping fine-grained silt that nourished plants and kept the land just above sea level.

The levees "have literally starved our wetlands to death" by directing all of that precious silt out into the Gulf of Mexico, van Heerden said.
Comments:

have you been to new orleans? the city is great. it's one of the few places that saves the south from being totally culturally bankrupt. the airport is named after louis armstrong, even. of course, i'm speaking of the parts of the city just outside of the tourist hives. but even though disney-like, and mostly cliche, it's important that a place like bourbon street exists down here in the south. otherwise its just a few thousand square miles of feckless baptists.


 

*clears throat* Ahem!


 

"A disaster of this sort would of course be absolutely horrible, and all joking aside, I would give almost anything to see it in my lifetime"

It's a shame that you won't get to see it - I'd be willing to venture a guess it's easy to be fascinated by it when your sitting comfortably thousands of miles away. I bet the novelty would wear off real quick if you got to spend the night sopping wet on top of your house convinced your going to die at any moment...Of course that's the easy part, the real fun starts when you realize you've lost every one of your material possessions, and will be without a home for months - if you were lucky enough to have insurance.... Yeah I'm sure the bodies floating around, and the stench that is going to develop when things start drying out is a real ball.


 

yes I've been there, though only for a weekend during a friend's wedding six or seven years ago. How do you think I formed my firm opinion that the city would be better left to sink beneath the warm, smelly waters of the Gulf of Mexico?

And to anonymous... of course it's easy to enjoy the suffering of others. that is the definition of comedy after all: tragedy + distance = humor. As Malaya says, "It's not funny when it's me." and by application, the converse must be true...


 

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