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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Halloween News



Wednesday, October 26, 2005  

Halloween News


Two timely articles with Halloween coming up on Monday.

Every year, in America at least, there are hysterical articles about the dangers of poisoned candy, or candy apples with needles in them, or candy bars with razor blades, and so on. The only problem? It's never actually happened:
Each year, police and medical centers across the country follow another ritual, X-raying candy to check for razors, needles, or other objects that might have been placed there to hurt or kill innocent children. Special events are held that offer kids "a safe Halloween," suggesting that there are real lurking dangers far worse than spooky costumes.

Yet year after year, few if any sinister foreign objects are found. This scary tale is essentially an urban legend.

Despite e-mail warnings, scary stories, and Ann Landers columns to the contrary, there have been only two confirmed cases of children being killed by poisoned Halloween candy, and in both cases the children were killed not in a random act by strangers but intentional murder by one of their parents. The best-known, "original" case was that of Texan Ronald Clark O'Bryan, who killed his son by lacing his Pixie Stix with cyanide in 1974.

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There's no need to waste medical facility or police time making sure that a small free candy bar is safe to eat.

Children are in far more danger from being hit by a car on a dark street.

X-raying candy helps parents feel like they are protecting their children, but in fact parents are simply wasting resources and feeding children's fears unnecessarily.
I love the common sense at the end, there. Why in the hell are people x-raying free candy bars if they're really concerned? Just spend $5 on a couple of bags of them at the store and have your kid eat those. If you seriously thought there might be tampering with the food your child was going to eat, why on earth would you trust an x-ray, when it would be infinitely easier for some unknown psycho to drip some rat poison, or peanut oil extract, or whatever, over the candy?



Elsewhere, there's a Yahoo news item about some anti-Halloween backlash in Europe, as the holiday gets more and more popular around the world.
"It's an American custom that's got nothing to do with our culture," Kohler wrote in letters sent out to households. By midweek, the mayors of eight neighboring villages had thrown their support behind the boycott. So had local police, annoyed with the annual Oct. 31 uptick in vandalism and mischief.

Although Halloween has become increasingly popular across Europe — complete with carved pumpkins, witches on broomsticks, makeshift houses of horror and costumed children rushing door to door for candy — it's begun to breed a backlash.

Critics see it as the epitome of crass, U.S.-style commercialism. Clerics and conservatives contend it clashes with the spirit of traditional Nov. 1 All Saints' Day remembrances.

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Halloween "undermines our cultural identity," complained the Rev. Giordano Frosini, a Roman Catholic theologian who serves as vicar-general in the Diocese of Pistoia near Florence, Italy.

Frosini denounced the holiday as a "manifestation of neo-paganism" and an expression of American cultural supremacy. "Pumpkins show their emptiness," he said.

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In Austria, where many families get a government child allowance, "parents who abuse it to buy Halloween plunder for their kids should be forced to pay back the aid," grumbled Othmar Berbig, an Austrian who backs the small but strident boycott movement.

In Sweden, even as Halloween's popularity has increased, so have views of the holiday as an "unnecessary, bad American custom," said Bodil Nildin-Wall, an expert at the Language and Folklore Institute in Uppsala.

Italy's Papaboys, a group of pope devotees who include some of the young Catholics who cheer wildly at Vatican events, have urged Christians not to take part in what they consider "a party in honor of Satan and hell," and plan to stage prayer vigils nationwide that night.
Bad news guys; the same type of people (curmudgeons, religious leaders, anti-crass consumerism folks, etc) have been protesting Halloween for the same type of reasons in the US for my entire conscious life, and the holiday has done nothing but steadily increase in popularity. I'd say give up now, but since people protesting this sort of thing are more about getting some personal recognition than actually stopping whatever they're protesting, it's not like they'd listen.
Comments:

I'm more afraid of friggin' Christmas insulting or hurting my religion than Halloween. I'd also rather be confronted by a halloween prankster than a crazed loonie-mom tryin' to get her Christmas shopping done at the last minute.

Most importantly, though, who in the hell actually celebrates these events for their original purpose anymore, outside of the small sects who are absolutely devoted to them (satanists on halloween, religious folks on christmas)? It's all just a ploy to try to get people away from the reality of their crappy lives for a few months out of the year.


 

Halloween used to be more popular here in the last few years, but this year it seems to be a lot more under the radar. They tried to push it really hard last year and failed. By 'they' I mean all the retail stores peddling crap.

The place I work for like to style themselves as the place to go for Halloween, and they do indeed have a lot of products this year, of generally a lot higher quality. But people just don't seem to be buying.

Some woman came in asking for halloween cards (what?), and happened to be speaking to the assistant store manager, who said "yeah, halloween seems to have almost become a non-event in New Zealand now". Um, Halloween didn't exist in NZ until about 1998, so it's not like a long tradition has suddenly been swept under the carpet or something.

It looks like this year they've set their sights much more on the adult market, where people have dress-up parties, rather than the kids running around dressed up begging for lollies.


 

"Pumpkins show their emptiness." That's at least an 8 out of 10 on the unintentional comedy scale. Hilarious!


 

For some irony, and I don't have a link to it, but I recall some news about American religious leaders protesting Dia de la Muerte spreading in popularity here after being a huge, death-oriented holiday in Mexico forever. It's like Halloween with skeletons and ghosts taken literally, rather than just for childish fun.

I also liked that "pumpkins emptiness" remark, but was giving him credit for a semi-witty pun/comment. Perhaps I was too generous, though.


 

I sort of sympathise with those who are trying to keep out Halloween. It's just there to facilitate more commercialism, which is not really what most countries want.

Particularly bad is that this year Halloween falls the day before Divali, in an period of fasting and religious observance. (http://www.visittnt.com/ToDo/Events/Divali/Introduction.htm for details)


 

There was an Urban legend in my neighborhood about a guy that lived down the street. He was a Vietnam Veteran, and certifiably insane (he eventually did end up in special care). To believe the story that I was told as a child, he actually pulled a gun on a couple of kids and tried to shoot them, only to realize that his gun was not loaded.

I think that the story is a load of crap, since he would have actually been trying to shoot kids that were dressed as US soldiers, not the Vietnamese that he so hated. The story stuck though. No one in my neighborhood could go near his door on Halloween.

On the up side, for a seven year old, he had a habit of throwing all of his spare change into a rain gutter directly in front of his house. I had probably picked up, and spent, more than fifty dollars that he threw in that gutter. That was the best soda-pop/candy bar cash cow I ever knew. It sucked when they took him away.

I hope he got help wherever he went, that guy was missing the better part of his mind. Not to mention most of his change, but I knew just where to find it.

I think he really would have killed any child of a darker skin tone that happened to knock on his door though. Perhaps the cautionary tales are just meant as that: cautionary.

What the hell is this? qmsbgpla , if I got the distorted letters right.


 

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/halloween/halloween.asp

Halloween legends


 

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