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	BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Santa Claus in the scary news. Saturday, December 24, 2005 Santa Claus in the scary news. It's probably a bad sign if you laugh at this story, on Christmas Eve. However, I must admit I cackled so loudly that it scared the cats. Hell, I was rolling just from the headline. I'll quote almost the whole short thing here, since it's short and if you click to the site you've got to enter a fake DoB and zip code to read it. Man playing Santa collapses in front of elementary students 12/22/2005, 12:21 p.m. ET The Associated Press HUBBARD, Ohio (AP) — A man playing Santa collapsed in front of about 750 elementary schoolchildren at a Christmas assembly. John Rappach, 60, clutched his chest and fell near the end of the assembly at Roosevelt Elementary in Hubbard on Wednesday. He was in critical condition on Thursday. School officials ushered in crisis counselors and assured students that Santa would be fine and ready for Christmas Eve, Superintendent Richard Buchenic said. The children were sent home with letters explaining the situation to their parents, he said. About 700 parents were at the assembly, and those near Rappach checked his pulse once he fell and surrounded him to block the children's view, said Don Newell Jr., a parent at the assembly. Rappach was breathing and had a pulse when he was taken to St. Elizabeth Health Center in nearby Youngstown The hospital had no update Thursday on what caused Rappach's collapse. Seriously, what would you pay to see this on tape? Some of the parents in attendance must have been rolling video. Oh please oh please. Envision a shot of Santa as he dramatically grasps his chest before going down like a sack of cement, followed by screams of terror and shots of horrified children, while adults rush the stage like cornermen after a boxing match ends. In really scary Christmas news: Pope Benedict XVI, sporting a fur-trimmed hat in the rich red colour of a Santa hat, waves to pilgrims upon his arrival in St. Peter's Square at the Vatican Wednesday for his weekly general audience. (AP Photo/Alessandra Tarantino) Okay, other than reconfirming that no two colors go worse together than orange and red, WTF? Do they have mirrors in the Vatican? Or would the fact that this man is clearly some sort of vampyre render that point moot? Imagine him at the mall, with a press-on beard and some elves? Would you let your kids sit in his lap? And yes, this is a real and undoctored photo. It's been near the top of the Yahoo most popular for the past few days, horrifyingly enough. Update: I added a second photo from the same series after Kim pointed it out in comments. Someone needs to Photoshop in laser beams coming from his eyes, or something. Posted by: Flux # 8:10 PM Comments: Ahahaha!! Thanks for the Xmas laugh. I went and looked, and the other pic of the 'Santa Pope' they have up there was even better in terms of creepiness. #: 9:37 AM posted by Anonymous "Someone needs to Photoshop in laser beams coming from his eyes, or something." you've just given me a mission. #: 8:38 AM posted by Anonymous Post a Comment << Home Archives May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2012

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