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	BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Cats are dumb. Monday, January 23, 2006 Cats are dumb. As a sort of follow up to my weekend blog comments about silly cats, consider this. Jinxie's collar was snagged on some fur or something, and she kept kicking at it. So I took it off for a minute, and she at first recoiled in horror, then sneaked up and batted at it, before biting it and knocking it around the floor for 10 minutes. She's now carrying it around in her mouth and leaping onto furniture while Dusty pursues her, trying to see what she's got. True, her thick fur pretty well swallows up the collar, and it's not like cats are checking themselves out in the mirror, but come on... she's been wearing this thing for 2 years; shouldn't she have some idea what it is once it's not around her throat? I just took off Dusty's for the sake of comparison, and while Jinx is too enthralled with the red strip of fabric to notice, Dusty is hunching over his own blue collar and sniffing it with endless fascination. "Why it smells just like me? Whatever could it be?" The saddest cat collar story ever though, is my mom's. Her two cats were super hyper one night, racing around the bedroom and generally refusing to settle down. The bell and tag each sported on their collars were making so much noise that mom couldn't sleep, so half-asleep she took off the collars, stuck them somewhere, and has never seen them since. I'd previously figured mom lost them, but watching Jinxie attack and throw around her collar, I suspect mom's cats got their own collars and carried them off to the back of a closet or something. Posted by: Flux # 3:35 PM Comments: Best part yet: I took off both collars, joined them together (they're safety catch collars that just pull apart with pressure, so your cats won't choke themselves) and put them on Dusty like a bandito, around one front arm and his shoulder. He's now backing in small circles, looking confused. I'll try it on Jinxie later, if I can get her to hold still. She's too hyper now and when I put the collars around her chest she leaps and kicks like a donkey, reminding me that she's well overdue for a claw trimming. #: 3:48 PM posted by Flux Post a Comment << Home Archives May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2012

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