The SBC repair guy just arrived to (hopefully) fix our malfunctioning land line, and since they told us he would be here between 1 and 5 this afternoon, and it's now 3:20, I'm curious: is he 2.5 hours late, or 1.5 hours early?
My vote, given the usual punctuality of repair people, is that he's actually about a week early, but then again, I've occasionally been noted for my pessimism.