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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Band Names continues to bear fruit.



Friday, April 14, 2006  

Band Names continues to bear fruit.


Back in 2002 I toiled many hours on the Band Names section, researched the bands listed, enjoyed writing it, cracked myself up repeatedly working on it... and then pretty much forgot it the minute I finally got through the Zs and got it online. While writing it I had planned to add a lot of bands I overlooked the first time, to add updates as bands evolved or fell apart over time, etc. I never did though, and now that it's been like 4 years since I finished that section, and with so much else to work on in my life, online and off, I can't see ever getting back to it.

Unfortunately. (The only thing I might be drawn to is if I'm ever reworking this site in CSS or something modern, and I could break up the band names section into a database, so they could be sorted by music type, ranked by scores, reader commented on and ranked, and so forth.)

One of my main goals when working on Band Names, or at least one of the carrots I dangled to keep myself working, was the promise of furious emails. Flames from people who had one favorite band and no perspective on life, savage rants from teenagers who loved a new band and thought their group had invented everything in rock and roll, and perhaps even coordinated flame campaigns from band fansite forums. I never got as many of those mails as I'd hoped for (the fact that I never got around to writing an appropriately-scathing entry for Insane Clown Posse probably had something to do with that), and I'm forever depressed at the frequent mails from people who somehow fail to grasp the fact that that section is based in humor and sarcasm, and is in fact rating the band's name, not so much the band itself.

That being said, I still receive semi-regular emails about that section of the site, and since this funny one came in last night, I thought I'd share it. I liked it, anyway. The odd spacing and formatting is all quoted verbatim:
Just reading a few of your "comments" you know nothing
about music! You just state your un-educated opinion!
Knocking my favorite band "RUSH" you have absolutely
no clue wnen it comes to their music...........I am a drum
player! Neil Peart is a living legend! Geddy Lee who you
make fun of with his vocals. Plays bass guitar, keyboards, foot pedals, and he sings ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!Alex Lifeson is the lead guitarist! One of the most unerated in the industry! Remember Rush consists of only three guys! You probably did not even know that! How many 3 pc bands have had as much success as RUSH??? ANSWER......GOOSE EGG!!!!!!!! Rush has abeen around for over 30 freakin' years!!! They have recorded over 20 studio albums and 5 live albums! If they were as bad as you suggest how come they have been making so many albums of which most ot them have gone platinum of better!!! You are a dimwited, numbnuts ifiot!!
SO GO F____ YOURSELF YOU
INBRED MORON................
ps let me guess.....culture club is your favorite band....what a homo...........

corvette1
I think my favorite aspect of Band Names hate mail is that they almost always close by calling me some synonym for "homosexual," and saying I must be a fan of a boy band, or a wimpy band. Yes, that's how angry teenage boys think, from their hormone-driven perch atop Mt. Homophobia, and it clearly says more about them than they mean it to, if "gay" or "faggot" is on the highest branch of their insult tree. It's all perspecive too; back when I was his age and into the heaviest metal I could find, I might have insulted someone by saying they were a "pussy Rush fan," since that band itself is quite wimpy, compared to heavier stuff. (And to fans of really heavy underground death metal, I was just some Slayer/Metallica faggot. And on, and on...)

I also liked how his defense of Rush's squeaky vocalist is to point out that he also plays keyboards and bass. Okay, bonus points for Mr. One Man Band on the mic, but is that really praise? I could (hypothetically) keep the car on the road while receiving a hand job, talking on my cell phone, and changing a CD, but would that make me a good driver?

I'm not even going to get into the guy's writing. Seriously, why bother? Anyone could spend an entire update slagging on his punctuation, grammar, spelling, etc. Fish in a barrel. (My favorite part is when he calls me an "ifiot!!" shortly after informing me that one of the guys in Rush is "unerated" in the industry. I also like when people defend their favorite band by listing record sales, when there is, if anything, a great deal of evidence for ain inverse relationship between quality and sale. Britney Spears? Milli Vanilli? Spice Girls? N'Synch? Boy bands? American Idol winners? You see my point.)

The emailer does have some argument about Rush, though. After all, I gave them a very low score (-5) because I don't like their music. (Well, it's more about the vocals than the music, really. I just could never stand that guy's screechy voice.) I've stated my opinion on Rush, he strongly disagrees (in something resembling English), and here we are, smack in the middle of an intractible disagreement. And I'm perfectly okay with that. In fact, isn't this pretty much what the Internet is for? The unbalanced statement of biased opinion, and the subsequent backlash and disagreement that opinion generates?

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Well, off of the top of my head I think both Nirvana and Green Day are/were 3 piece. All of their albums sell millions, and their music is still in rotation on actual radio stations -not condemned to only be played on the 'classic rock' station.

I used to actually like Rush quite a bit, I even own a couple of their albums (yes, albums not cd's). Once I quit smoking pot though I realized that the music really wasn't all that great and the lyrics make even less sense when you aren't stoned.

As for the number of albums released being in any way related to talent, consider this: I think the band Dokken released at least a dozen studio albums and several live albums, the only song that anyone has ever heard of is Alone Again(might be called Without You actually, it has been a while). Much like the only Rush song anyone has ever heard of is Tom Sawyer. That scientifically proves that Dokken is as good as Rush, right?


 

Funny, the Pavement song I most remember has a song with a lyric about Geddy Lee's voice:

"What about the voice of geddy lee
How did it get so high?
I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?
(I know him and he does!)"


 

Another guy emailed and mentioned, The Police, Crosby Stills & Nash,
Sublime and Cream as prominent 3 man bands. I didn't really give it much thought, personally. Back when I was a big metal fan I really appreciated bands with 2 guitarists, since one could stay on rhythm while the other soloed, and the music could interweave and overlap and all that stuff real classical type music does. My favorite album ever might still be Metallica's Justice for All, simply for the composition and music.

Donnie, you neglect to mention Dokken's true strength. (Not their music; I certainly couldn't name a song.) It's that they rhyme so well! Has there ever been a better band slogan than "rockin' with dokken" ?? I think not. Hell, I'll give them a bonus point for that, if i ever update band names again.

As for Geddy Lee's voice (I honestly had no idea in the world what his name was before this email; it's not like I've heard Rush or listened to the radio since the 90s.) I don't know what it was about it, but I had such an aversion to it. Plenty of vocalists have high voices, or squeal during portions of songs, etc, and it's never necessarily bothered me. Just Geddy (WTF kind of name is that anyway? Nickname? Short for something? Gedamiah?) and his particular screech. It's just one of those things, and no, it's not fair. But no one ever said my band name ratings were... And if they did, they were lying.


 

On behalf of all Rush fans everywhere, let me apologize for the rudeness of this one misguided soul by saying, "nilfh."

Rush is very good live as well, which wouldn't help their score from you at all of course.


 

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