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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Wednesday Night.



Thursday, April 06, 2006  

Wednesday Night.


No, I couldn't think of anything catchy for a post title.

So, scuba back. It fades, eventually, but damn it lingers like dog farts. I'm still a bit sore from nearly 10 days ago, and as recently as last night I was hobbled by the soreness. Initially I had a huge knot on my left side, right between the shoulder blade and my spine. Hurt when I breathed, even. Malaya had one in just about the same place on her right side, and her neck was super tight too. We traded more massage the week after scuba than we had all year, and finally the aches began to subside.

As my sore spot began to fade up high though, I got a new one on the lower right, just about over my lowest rib. You know, the one God removed to make woman. Anyway, that was really bothering me for the past few days, to the point that I had to take a really hot shower and stretch a lot just to get out of bed. It loosened up during the day; I've been going to the gym every day and doing Kali and such, but it was sort of a constant ache, and I couldn't bend over; I had to tie my shoes standing, with one foot up on a chair or something.

It was really bad yesterday, for unknown reasons, and after about an hour of Kali class I was really hurting. Kept having to stop and bend over to loosen up, and finally I just sort of sat down and stretched for the last 15 minutes of class, since it was hurting too much to keep standing and doing the stick fighting we were working on. Happily, that might have overstressed and stretched it enough that it got better, since I woke up Wednesday and felt the best I have since last Friday, before the scuba weekend.



In other news, Malaya got a new camera and has been happily snapping away. Hers is an SLR model, Single Lens Reflex, and it's one of the better digital types, in that you can control the focal length yourself if you like, and you can make it take a damn picture as soon as you hit the button. That's what drives most people insane about digital cameras (mine included), when you've got a good shot and click it... and the camera thinks things over for 5 seconds before taking the photo, by which time whatever you were aiming at is long gone. She's even taking a photo class at the local community center, and hoping to learn about film speeds and apature settings and all that other technical stuff that real photographers know about and that most digital cameras now automate so the vast unwashed horde can take pictures that are actually in focus.

At any rate, I'll likely be posting more photos of our uninspiring pets and condo in the immediate future, and I'm sure the difference in image quality will be almost noticeable, in my inexpert hands. I doubt anyone has noticed, but I've not posted any photos on here in forever. I hadn't really noticed, until I tried to offload some from my camera today, and couldn't put them in the main photos folder (since there were others with the same automatically-generated "P1010001.JPG" name already there). So I went to put them in the emergency backup folder... and it was full too. I had to create a 3rd level temporary folder just to get to the photo of my driver's license I had to send to Rush so he could send it to the E3 press people so I could get a media pass for this year's show, and wouldn't you know it; there were 18 more pointless feline/redwood stump photos already on the camera, from god knows when. And now they're on my computer, just as unsorted and willfully forgotten as their predecessors. Let's overlook the fact that Malaya's new camera is currently holding about 200 more just like them.



Firefly! Malaya and I both really enjoyed Serenity, both on the big screen and then again a couple of weeks ago when we bought the DVD (3 for $25 at Blockbuster, you know). So she up and bought crap! (I got 5%.) and now we've got the DVD box set of the original TV series, seen by several hundred fans during its initial airing on UPN. Or possibly FOX. And don't act like you know; you'd never heard of it until the movie came out either, or if you had it was entirely through the magic of illicit file sharing.

Anyway, we watched first first 100 minute episode, and I've gotta admit that it was damn good. Just like the movie in tone and look, and while having seen the film too some of the surprises out of the series (we know all the crew is going to survive for a few years, at least), it was fun to see how the characters were introduced, and how they interacted in less-stressful situations than they faced in the more action-packed film. I also much preferred the movie version of how the doc stole his sister away from the evil military dudes, and I liked her character in the film better; she was just completely cringing and sleeping and useless in the first episode of the TV show. She was that way at the start of the movie too, but there were nice hints that she was more than just a wispy victim psychic, and of course the hints became reality quite soon in the film.

I've got no idea if she'll become the same sort of unbalanced psycho weapon in the TV series, but I'm certainly hoping so, since that was the best thing about the film. Logically she shouldn't, since they had no inkling of her combat prowess in the film until she freaked out, and the film is chronologically after the TV series. However, the movie wasn't just a condensed season two of the show; it rewrote and tweaked the original events to suit a new purpose, such as changing how the doc rescued his sister in the first place, so it's entirely possible that she starts to come unglued in the series long before she did in the film, chronologically speaking.

And if you've seen the series already and know the answer to this question, please keep it to yourself.



Speaking of reviews, as I was looking over the chop socky one I posted tonight, I found myself thinking about Charlie's Angels 2. I watched it this week (literally, in about 4 blocks of 20 minutes each, since that's as much as I could take of it at one time and that's how long I needed visual entertainment while eating breakfast or lunch), thanks to the free library-based DVD rental, and while it wasn't any good, ir wasn't awful. I didn't expect to watch it, after all, I concluded my coverage of the first film by saying I wouldn't see the second one because, "that's still 90 minutes out of my life that I'll never get back." I was wrong about that, though. It was more like 100 minutes.

On the chop socky angle though, how was CA2 really any better? Compared to a good chop socky film, CA2 had better visuals and music, equivalent acting, and worse figght scenes. I'd even give the edge in plot quality to most chop socky films, since at least things more or less make sense in those old kung fu theater efforts. CA2 feels like a movie made by an ADD 8y/o boy on a six pack of Red Bull. Every scene is in a totally different place, the actresses are always in different costumes, and the scenes have only the slightest connection to each other or to the movie as a whole.

Even with that said, I think CA2 was better than the first one. Perhaps I'm just misremembering it, since I watched and reviewed the first one nearly 2 years ago, but this one seemed a little more grounded in physical reality. Every fight scene didn't feature triple spinning flips and video game style fatality moves (none of which actually injured anyone), and while the efforts at comedy and drama fell pancake-flat, at least they were quickly dispensed with.

Like CA1, CA2 wasn't so much a movie as a long series of music video vignettes, and while I'm glad that style of not-really-a-movie didn't catch on, it was sort of interesting to see as a learning experience. I didn't keep count, but there had to be 40 or 50 different sets in the film, many of which were onscreen for no more than half a minute. I have never seen so much work by a movie crew for so little return. Several times the varous Angels had flashbacks to their earlier lives, and each time the full sequence would run hardly long enough to blink, yet you could see they had built entire gynastic competition sets, rented arenas to stage wrestling matches in, etc. They probably did as much work on all of those mini-movies as most films do on 30 minute sequences, and there was a new one onscreen every 2 or 3 minutes. I have no idea what CA2 cost, but damn they had to spend a lot of money and time setting all those sketches up, for so minimal a reward.

I'll write a review of the film in the next few days, though I suspect my scores won't be much different than the ones I gave the first movie.



Lastly, if you ever get a free sample of flonase, a nasal spray/decongestant, I recommend that you toss it out and resign yourself to continuing to sniffle. Malaya got a sample bottle of the stuff at the doctor's the other day, when she went in to get her swimmer's ear checked out, and while she hasn't had any cause to use it, I have. I don't know why, but I woke up Monday morning with a leaky faucet, and could not get rid of it. I hate to take chemicals/medicines of any type, but when my dripping stopped at the gym, then started up again once I returned home and showered off, my resistance began to weaken. I'd been awake like 6 hours, and the sides of my nose were already going red and raw from all the sniffing and blowing and wiping. So I tried the stuff.

It's prescription medicine, and I'd never sprayed anything up my nose before, so I followed the directions. Not that they were complicated; I just had to squirt the bottle a few times to prime the pump, blow my nose, and then give each side a couple of squirts, while inhaling steadily. There was one benefit; the stuff smelled good. Very synthetic flower, but not displeasing. Unfortunately, it didn't work to stop my nose running and it gave me a splitting headache.

Maybe five minutes after I took it I started to feel like someone had bolted a clamp onto the top of my nose, like up between my eyes, almost. It got tighter and tighter, and while my nose kept dripping it also began to itch. The sinus passages were swelling and shutting, and when I blew my nose it felt like squeezing a packet of relish through a pinhole. Felt about that good too, not that your average packet of sandwich condiments possesses a central nervous system.

An hour after taking the nasal spray I was sailing. Light-headed, congested but still drippy, and woozy; I had to brace myself against the walls to walk down the hall. Thankfully it began to wear off around that point, and after about four hours the headache was pretty much gone, though my nose was back to dripping as it had that morning. I almost welcomed it though, after the stoned feeling the drug had given me. Ironically, it wasn't until a couple of hours later that I realized my nose was no longer running, and by the time I went to bed I felt fine and pretty much normal. So maybe the stuff did work; it just needed eight hours to sink in, and it came at the price of making me feel like shit for the first four? Better than nothing, but I don't think that's quite the claim they'll be including in their promotional literature.

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I am going to e3 and working on a website for an upcoming computer game by the guys who made D2. Tragically, that game is not diablo 3, and I will be shocked if there is any mention of D3 at e3 this year, or perhaps even next year, given the disarray at blizzard following the complete dissolution of bliz north and everyone who was "allegedly" working on D3.


 

They didn't change the way Simon rescued River in the movie, they just showed it to you.

Note that the ship in Serenity (the movie) is NOT Serenity (the ship), you can tell by the design and the fact that Serenity doesn't have any kind of extendable platform like that.

The movie doesn't mesh perfectly with the series though, because in the series Simon keeps saying he doesn't really know what was happening to River at all, and claims to know nothing about her fighting abilities, but in the movie he knows that she is training to be a deadly weapon and is psychic. Possibly he was just lying through the series in order to stay on board the ship, but knowing Simon's character, I think he'd be sensible enough to warn the rest of the crew about River and the fact that he has a safety word to control her.

The movie is set about 6-8 months after the series, and there is an official comic book that covers the intervening time - some people on Amazon say it is good, while others say it is pretty ho-hum.

River does have a few moments of weirdness in the series, but nothing like the movie.

Best episodes: Our Mrs Reynolds, Trash, Out of Gas, Ariel. Objects in Space and War Stories are quite good too.


 

"They didn't change the way Simon rescued River in the movie, they just showed it to you."

what?

movie. simon infiltrates and goes on a dangerous raid to break her out personally, escaping on a cable lift out of an elevator shaft up to the serenity.

tv show. simon's a wimp who first meets the serenity crew buying passage with his sister in a box in deep sleep, after she was delivered to him by some guys he heavily bribed to smuggle her out.


 

That's just what Simon told the others that he did after he first arrived.

Obviously if he wanted to stay on Serenity he had to make himself appear non-threatening - saying he infiltrated a top Allience research facility to break out his psychic warrior sister isn't particularly non-threatening or endearing.


 

My impression from the TV show (and this is based on just the 1st 2-parter, so it might be elaborated later) is that Simon is very wimpy and had nothing to do with river's rescue, beyond bribing people to smuggle her out to him.

When River woke up from the deep freeze on the Serenity, she didn't know where she was and seemed shocked to see her brother. said something like, "I didn't think you'd come for me." which made it seem to me that she hadn't seen him in years. She recognized him during the rescue in the movie, and wouldn't have reacted that way on the Serenity a week later, right?


 

You really can't base anything on the way River reacts at all. She is much more mentally unbalanced and fragile in the series than she was in the movie.

Presumably Simon would have put her into the freezer very shortly after he rescued her, so its conceivable that when she woke up later she'd have no idea how she was rescued or who rescued her, much like someone who is asleep can have conversations with people, or walk around, and not have any memory of it later.

They say at some point in the series that Simon devoted his life, status and savings to rescuing River and now he has to live with the fugatives in the ass-end of space and it is really not what he wanted for his life. That is echoed in the movie by the doctor who was experimenting on River saying that he was so driven to break River out that there really wasn't anything he could do to stop him.

Merely raising money to bribe thugs (and his family was very wealthy to begin with, so that wouldn't be hard) to smuggle River out doesn't seem like it would put him in that much personal trouble, so it seems likely he was much more involved in the breakout attempt than what he suggests.


In any event it doesn't really matter - I suspect that Joss probably always intended for River's rescue to be something very dramatic and costly/difficult for Simon, and he simply never had time (or the right setting) to adequitely cover it in the series, so he did it in the movie. He said that writing the opening sequence for the movie was one of the hardest things in the script, because of all the information he had to get across and still make it intelligable.


 

*notices one of her own interests within that long entry*

Oooo.....new digital SLR camera! What brand? Canon? Nikon? Something else? Hope she enjoys her class. The basic 'f-stop' stuff (what it does, why you use it) isn't that hard to learn, you can get most of that out of a book, really. But classes are more fun.

I love my Canon EOS 20D, although I've heard the Nikon's are more durable if you're rough on handling. :)

Anyway...have fun with the new toy!


 

I think Charlies Angels 1 was far superior to CA2. CA got 5.7 on imdb and CA2 got 4.2, so I'm not alone.

CA did have many more rediculous physics-defying stunts, but the ones that were in CA2 were generally far far worse. Such as the angels somehow overcoming terminal velocity and managing to fall faster than that truck, or whatever it was, as it fell off the cliff.

CA also had much more of a story and wasn't so fixated on making cute little set-pieces as you noted about CA2.

CA is estimated to have cost 122M and grossed 264M worldwide, while CA2 was estimated at 160M and grossed 259M, so not a great track record for the return on investment, possibly why they quit while ahead and didn't bother to make a CA3 - likely to be a clanger if everyone assumed it was just like the other two.


 

Kim--

Nikon D50

It's a bit too much camera for my skill level, but I suppose that's what the classes are for.

Any examples of your photos on line?


 

D50 is the one my co-worker got. Really nice feel. Fairly quick focus and refocus and they try to make the transitioning film folks feel better by making a "click and film advance" sound when it shutters. A bit heavy to lug around for normal travelling. Haven't tried out how well it does macro, but an excellent job in what I thought were dim lighting conditions.


 

Not about cameras or firefly, but...
Flonase gave me frequent nosebleeds for several months before I realized what was going on. It helped me with allergies, but it wasn't worth it.


 

Looks about on-par with the RebelXT, which is also a good camera in a similar price range.

As to pics on-line...yeah, I post some now and then - tho like most people 99% of what I post on the internet are snapshots. :)

I'm no pro, either. I have some photography tech knowledge from family & classes, but I haven't practiced enough to get really good at it. I liked film photography in my teens/early 20's but it was too expensive and a hassle w/the developing, so I stopped for many years...digital SLR's have revived my interest again, and it's been interesting.

I still don't practice enough, or have the equipment (besides the camera body) that I'd like, tho, which usually has me grumbling about the overly-soft or grainy quality of my pictures compared to the great clarity in many shots I see around the net.

I'm typically more into close-ups - not neccessarily macros. This might be because the lens that came with my camera seems to work better with those than long-shots. hah. I just posted these:

http://www.crimsonkeep.com/item/237

And friends seemed to like these:
http://www.crimsonkeep.com/item/188
http://www.crimsonkeep.com/item/190

Cheers.


 

Woah, those shots are awesome :) good work


 

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