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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: The Life and Times of Fred Phelps



Saturday, June 03, 2006  

The Life and Times of Fred Phelps


Long article on Fred Phelps, the minister of the infamous Westboro Baptist Church, on Yahoo today. Phelps is best known for sending his minions to picket funerals with their GodHatesFags.com signs and words of hate. He's obviously one of the more loathesome human beings alive on this earth, though happily he's old and sick, so that won't be true for much longer. I still found the article about him interesting though, since it goes inside his beliefs and ideals, and even has some fun with the raging hypocrisies that beset the life and family of every self-proclaimed Christian.

I'd always heard that he hated Jews and gays and anyone who enjoys sex, but apparently it's far deeper than that. He pretty much hates everyone, and lately his few followers have been busy doing all they can to ruin the funerals of US soldiers killed in Iraq. Really. Not just the gay ones. Phelps and his lot celebrate natural disasters too, and basically anything else that kills people in large numbers, since they think pretty much everyone (except the members of Phelps family who cleave to him) is a sinner, predestined for hell. And the sooner we die and get there, the better.
At curbsides, outside funerals and before state capitols, Phelps and his followers have branded this a nation of sinners, of people bound to live eternity in a fiery hell. They have called homosexuals the disgusting face of evil, and fallen American soldiers proof of God's wrath. And they've sneered at every other faith.

They are unapologetic in delivering their message and have no hope of convincing you, just as they say there is no hope for this doomed nation.

It's simply their duty, they believe, to let it be known that God hates you. That you're going to hell. That you're wrong and Fred's right.

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No army of zealots is waging this campaign. Westboro Baptist has only about 75 members, nearly all of them Phelps' relatives...

Their belief in predestination -- the idea that God determined at the time of one's creation whether they were bound for heaven or hell -- is not unique. It stems from John Calvin's branch of the 16th century Protestant Reformation and is taught in mainstream churches.

Where Westboro parts ways, of course, is its emphasis on God's hatred and the way it spreads this message. Members believe they must alert the world's depraved sinners of their fate even though such people have no chance of going to heaven. They're not doing this to save you -- they're doing it to save themselves.

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He raised 13 children, nine of whom defend him unwaveringly. Others tell of an abusive, unstable patriarch driven to fits of rage by nearly anything -- from the way a child peeled an apple to forgetting to wipe one's shoes...

Shirley Phelps-Roper, a daughter of the pastor who frequently acts as a church spokeswoman, lost one of her sons to the outside world.

"Of course it's heartbreaking, on a level, for a short period of time," she said. "Because what you come to terms with is that the child is going to hell."

...Neither Phelps nor his congregants -- who believe both he and they are prophets -- claim to be without sin, but the pastor is infuriated when asked about their wrongdoings.

Children have had babies out of wedlock. Some have drifted from Westboro, which they believe to be the only true church on earth. The Bible's messages -- as Phelps preaches them -- have, at times, been ignored with this very family.

Why are some sins different? Why are followers forgiven for sins that would gain an outsider the label of hellbound whore?

Phelps rises from his chair and walks away.
There's not much to say about it, really. They're a sick, insular cult, and we should all be thankful their insanity runs towards signs and insults, rather than hording weapons and fostering race wars. Plus, when Freddy drops dead in a year or two, his mangy band of boot-lickers will likely fall to squabbling over the scraps of his ministry, before splintering into groups too small to command any further media attention.

I don't share any of Phelps' beliefs, but at times like this I almost wish I did, just so I could laugh at the thought of this fool suffering his painful and lingering death, then opening his eyes to find himself in hell, with an eternity of anguish and torture to spend reflecting upon his wasted and deeply-misguided life.

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Just be glad Phelps doesn't have the financial and political genius of L Ron Hubbard to turn his cult into a widespread 'religion'.

I wonder how they determine who is going to heaven and who is going to hell. It seems that only people who belong to their church are going to heaven. So heaven is going to be rather empty then, with everyone from the past, present and future who doesn't belong to their religion not visiting the pearly gates. So about 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the human race end up in hell. Gonna be crowded down there.

How do they reconcile their predestination of afterlife with people who leave the flock? While they were in the flock, they were 'pre-destined' to go to heaven, and once they leave they are suddenly somehow 'pre-destined' to go to hell? That means someone is wrong at some point - either god made a mistake initially, or they did.


 

Normally, I enjoy sneering at religiou kooks as much as the next man, but not this time. Reading more about him and his church on wikipedia just depressed me. There's a fine line between being amusingly deluded and virtually clinically insane. And he's crossed it.

I wouldn't even enjoy him burnig in hell. It'd be enough for him to just know that he was wrong.


 

Lanth asked the question that immediately popped out in my mind. The whole idea of "pre-destined" doesn't make one bit of sense, for exactly the reasons he brought up. But an even bigger problem with that belief is that it implies that nothing you do on earth will make a difference. That is exactly the kind of delusional thinking that leads to such irrational behavior.

Can you imagine if his ministry had actually been trying to recruit though? If they had spent a little bit of time trying to recruit some desperate inner-city teens to follow them (which they would probably do; when you are 14, holding up a sign that says "faggots go to hell" wouldn't seem nearly as wrong as it does to most adults), they would have an army with beliefs worse than any dictator, who now also believe that they will be rewarded in the afterlife -regardless of how they act or who they kill.

It is truly sad that some people actually believe in this type of bullshit. But at the same time it is useful fodder to aim at certain religious groups who seem to end every discussion with either "You can't prove that God doesn't exist" or "Believing in God doesn't hurt anybody".


 

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