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	BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Reality Cat TV Friday, June 09, 2006 Reality Cat TV This article about an upcoming reality show featuring cats in a Survivor-type contest had me... right until the final line. The fur really could fly on TV's latest reality entry: It stars cats. Ten felines, picked from animal shelters nationwide, will live in a New York house to vie — a la "Big Brother" or "Survivor" — for a grand prize, in this instance an executive-level job with Meow Mix cat food. ...The project will be shown in three-minute segments in the 9 p.m. EDT hour Friday on the Animal Planet channel for 10 consecutive weeks, starting June 16. ...The Meow Mix House cats, from shelters or rescue groups such as the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals in New York, Touched by an Animal in Chicago and Kitten Rescue in Los Angeles, will themselves be gaining new homes. As the cats are put through their weekly paces in contests including best purr and top post-climber, a panel of judges will decide who stays and who goes. When a cat is voted out, it will move to a permanent home and get a year's supply of Meow Mix as a consolation prize. Okay, cute concept, good cause, homes for all the kitties on the show, etc. What's the catch? In voiceovers accompanying the kitty action, the cats will be given personalities as crafted by advertising copywriters. Some may be shy, but the Los Angeles and New York cats could turn out to be real glamour pusses, Cohen said. NO!! Dear God no! In one line it went from this brilliant marketing scheme with the potential for lots of funny video and cat antics, to a debacle. I would have taped shows to see these commercials, and now? All I can imagine is Bob Sagat doing his, "I'm a cute little animal." squeaky voice that ruined so many other potentially-funny clips on America's Funniest Home Videos. Tragically, this show might be even worse that that, with the promise of nauseating regional stereotypes. So we've already got LA and NY cats confirmed as attention whore. Gee, wonder if they'll have a dumb and clumsy cat with a Southern accent, a tough cat with a Brooklyn accent, a spaced out cat with a hippy voice, etc? It's like a live action version of every non-Pixar CGI film. Labels: cats Posted by: Flux # 5:03 AM Comments: wow a whole show like a garfield movie, but then again he's not a real cat. what animal planet will do to fill up time. watch a show with tons of meow mix product placement then watch the meow mix commercials in between. #: 12:59 PM posted by Gura Next time could you include some sort of a content warning or something? It had take me years to forget about Bob Sagat! sigh Back to the hypnotherapy sessions... #: 1:33 PM posted by Donnie (aka Shadowtwin) Donnie, you could always watch Bob Sagat in the extras of "Aristocrats" telling just about the lewdest and longest version of that joke as possible Though that might also send you to extra therapy. #: 10:22 PM posted by Gura True, but even though Bob Sagat's horrible, family-friendly jokes on Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos were generally cringeworthy, it was actually one of his quotes from the movie Half Baked that really pushed me towards therapy: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? And now that I have that image stuck in my head again, I also just found out that they are releasing a sequel to the Garfield movie next week. It is almost enough to make me want to go provoke a lion just to see if God will save me. #: 10:31 PM posted by Donnie (aka Shadowtwin) Post a Comment << Home Archives May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2012

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