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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Remember when tattoos mattered?



Sunday, June 11, 2006  

Remember when tattoos mattered?


If you've recently found yourself thinking that everyone has a tattoo, you're right. Everyone does. Everyone your age, anyway.
The American University employee is among about 36 percent of Americans age 18 to 29 with at least one tattoo, according to a survey.

The study, scheduled to appear Monday on the Web site of the Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology, provides perhaps the most in-depth look at tattoos since their popularity exploded in the early 1990s.

The results suggest that 24 percent of Americans between 18 and 50 are tattooed; that's almost one in four. Two surveys from 2003 suggested just 15 percent to 16 percent of U.S. adults had a tattoo.
Unfortunately, 90% of those tattoos are faux-tribal barbed wire around the flabby bicep of a pudgy white frat boy, or some sort of scrollwork across the lower back of his coed equivalent. And that's what I want to talk about. The quality and placement and lack of originality in tattoos.

Looking through the new Entertainment Weekly, we've got a bonus insert of their musical section, Listen to This. The cover article profiles Chris Carrabba, who I'd never heard of, though I have faintly heard of his band, Dashboard Confessional. I wouldn't have given him a thought, except for the photo, which was not all that different from this one, from the cover of Spin magazine. Note the pretty, non-threatening face, the neat hair, and the ton of tattoos on both arms. This troubles me.

The EW article begins:
There are numerous places emo superstar Chris Carrabba can't go without a throng of screaming adolescents trainling him. Fortunately, the rock and roll dive bar WXOU Radio in Manhattan's West Village is not one of them.
I don't care about the guy and I've never heard (to my knowledge) a note of his music, but the fact that he's beloved by screaming adolescents, the very living embodiment of stupid style over quality substance, is not a god sign. What bothers me though, is that he looks like he works at Circuit City (and quite possibly did, at one point) from the neck up, but he's covered in tattoos from the preppy shirt collar down.

As I said in the beginning, remember when tattoos meant something? Both the fact that you had a tattoo (sailor, prisoner, biker, scum) and the quality of your tattoo were important. The former has broken down, which I can live with, but the latter being a mere memory is what troubles me. It's not just idiocy along the lines of a Hanzi Smatter entry, but that people will get damn near anything permanently etched on their bodies, without putting any thought or design into it. Pre-teens spend more time etching designs on their Social Studies notebooks than most people spend picking and designing giant tattoos they'll carry around forever, and be forever judged by carrying. It depresses me.

Not as much as Mr. Sensitive Emo rock having nearly two full sleeves, though. This is what a rock and roller with tattoos is supposed to look like. Or this. True, not everyone wants to guarantee themselves Marilyn Manson-sized societal exclusion, but I see the Dashboard Confessional guy with his colorful sleeves of nothing in particular, and I see all the clueless 18 y/o girls getting random wavy lines etched across their "look here when you doggy style me" spots, and I blame him. Guys like him, with tons of mediocre tats and no attitude to go with it, are like gateway drugs. The kids cut their teeth on his soggy sad guitar songs, and see him with all those tats, get their own because after all, Mr. Sesame Street has some, and it further accelertes the inexorable fading of any cachet or mystique about bodily decoration.

I used to want to get some tats, a big one on my back or hip or something, but I could never find any image or concept or slogan I liked enough to consider looking at it in my reflection for the rest of my life. I still haven't, but should I, I don't think I'll even want to proclaim it anymore, now that the significance of the act has been so cheapened by mis/overuse.

On the other hand, that's my reason for never getting my ears pierced, and for hardly ever wearing my leather jacket anymore, so perhaps I'm really the fashion victim here; eschewing things I might enjoy just because non-cool people have adopted them?

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So what's wrong with piercing then?


 

...clueless 18 y/o girls getting random wavy lines etched across their "look here when you doggy style me" spots

I think the universally accepted term is Tramp Stamp. Although there has not been a conclusive study, my local radio station claims that excessive watching of Jerry Springer can result in the spontaneous appearance of them. The same radio station also makes the claim that teen pregnancy rates among women with them is %98,000 (I think %98,000 may be a bit high, but I would guess that the principle is right) higher than women without them, although they have no evidence to back their claim.

The tribal and Chinese character tattoos are entirely out of hand where I live as well. The tribal ones are invariably on pasty white twenty year olds, which seems odd, since the town I live in has one of the highest Native American population rates (by percentage) in the nation -and not one of them has a tribal tattoo.

I really enjoy the Chinese character ones though, at least I used to. One of the people I worked for was a Chinese immigrant. The first one of those tattoos that she saw was on the neck of a guy that was just released from one of the nearby prisons. When she asked him what it meant, he said it meant "fierce dragon", after he was gone she started laughing and said that the characters weren't exactly anything, but that the closest match she could come up with would be "beautiful flower rabbit". Another person, a girl this time, had one on her arm that, by her own admission, she had no idea what it meant. She had seen the characters on a sign in a magazine and thought it "looked cool". What did it mean? "Closed Sunday". Now if only she had that tattooed on her lower back, could give her a few points for creativity at least.


 

So what's wrong with piercing then?
Nothing at all mate - many people who get tattoos are deadly afraid of getting a non-ear piercing. However - with most piercings they can be removed and the hole closes, and though it does leave a little scar tissue, its a lot more reversible.


 

I know, I have 2 piercings myself and am planning on getting a third at some point.

I just wonder why Flux ascribes all this majesty to tattoos and is sad about them being 'hijacked', yet doesn't seem to have any opinion on piercings at all.

If tattoos are now so commonplace, why not look at piercings instead?


 

piercings pretty much gone the same way. I recall male earrings being quite rare and sort of cool when I was about 13, and by the time I was old enough to maybe get one myself it seemed like everyone had them, and i didn't want one anymore.

I still think pierced eyebrows are sort of cool, but not for me, and I think a little diamond stud on the side of the nose is very cute on some girls. The big dangling nose rings and those guys who make holes in their ears just make me laugh, though. Too much of a cry for attention/appropriation of culture most often seen in National Geographics. Not that such people give a damn about my opinion...


 

One must be careful not to take the body modifictation too far though. If you look like this, it might not be so reversible. Although being an author and a bit of a hermit, this might be a good look for Flux.


 

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