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Sunday, July 23, 2006  

The best $349 we'll ever spend.


As hinted last time out, Malaya and me gave in to the record heat wave, now stretching towards its third week, and got an air conditioner. We wanted a portable one; they run about $400 and manage about 9000 BTU, which is enough to cool a small apartment. We figured we could use it in the living room during the day and move it into the bedroom at night, ensuring our sleeping comfort. Well, sleeping tolerance, at least.

Unfortunately, we came to that decision after more than a week of very high temperatures, and by that time there weren't any to be had. I spent a couple of hours Friday calling just about every Home Depot, Walmart, Lowe's, Sears, etc in the area, trying to find some portable A/C units, without success. Everyone was sold out, if they carried them in the first place (window models seem far more common), and no one had any idea when more might arrive.

I called some more Saturday morning, since a couple of WalMart's had said they might get some in Friday night, but when that went for naught, we headed out to a Kali workshop, planning to pick up a window A/C model on the way home. Friday had been hell, high just over 100, and humid so the heat lasted. We were sitting in the living room at 1am, with fans gusting, and sweating since it was still 87 outside. I've never seen weather anything like this in my 3 years in NoCal, and everyone else seems pretty shellshocked by it too.

Saturday and Sunday were forecast to be more of the same, and with the weather supposedly "cooling" (as the weather dudes on the local news said) to a still freakishly-high 88 by the middle of the week, we just couldn't wait any longer. So we left the BBQ/picnic after Kali a bit early, and hit several stores in a huge shopping center down in Union City. They've got a Target, Home Depot, Wal-Mart, Lowe's, and lots more spread out over a mile or so of mercilessly-hot parking lots, and while Wal-Mart was completely sold out of every type of a/c, Lowe's had a stack of heavy duty, 18,000 BTU window coolers. They were big ass things though, 110 pounds in the box, so we went on and checked the other stores just to see what variety we might find.

Home Depot had a few of about the same size, but unfortunately their plugs were 220v/20amp, or something like that. Not ones you can plug into a normal socket, and since they require a heavier line, like the kind that you plug washer/driers into, we would have had to get a new faceplate and a new amp for the fuse box, and I would have had to do some wiring. Malaya was not happy with that option, so we headed back to Lowe's, where we'd foolishly not marked the plug type.

We got lucky there; they still had a bunch of the giant a/c units (surrounded by sweaty, milling white people asking, "do you have anything smaller?") and better yet, while they were 208-230 volts, (or something like that) and had plugs that would fit our wall outlet. The outlet beside the little cabinet at the rear of the living room that we've had a kitty door cut into for 3 years, and two litter boxes inside of. Luckier was my foresight in crawling back there a couple of days ago, and seeing the plug and remembering what it was shaped like. (Two narrow sideways bars over the round grounding plug.)

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We weren't sure about the model, and it was a towering 18,000 BTU, more than double what we'd been thinking about buying, but these were almost literally the only air conditioners within 100 miles, and it was absolutely broiling outside, so we said what the hell, and made the purchase.

The first hard part was putting it in the car. I can carry more than 100 pounds without much trouble; I pick up Malaya all the time and I do lifts with 40 pound dumbbells in each hand at the gym and I've carried in more than that much weight after CostCo trips (50 pounds of rice, 30 pounds of catfood, with a 36 pack of Pepsi on top). The problem with the AC is that it's big; the box was about 2.5 x 2.5 x 1.5 feet, with no handles, and as such I couldn't really get my arms around it. I could hold it along the narrow length, but then it was standing up way over my head, which wasn't stable in my grip and completely blocked my vision. I was okay levering it up into the trunk, and then taking it out of the trunk at home, but I couldn't carry it without fearing I'd stumble and drop it and break the goddamned thing.

Fortunately, Malaya works out too, and she was able to hold one end while I held up the other, and we slowly worked our way up the stairs and into the condo. Once there I started looking at the compartment on the wall where the old A/C had been (hence the plug and the box we've been using for the cat bathroom). We'd never seen the unit; the previous owners took it with them, or perhaps it broke long ago and they threw it out. At any rate, the box had always been empty and covered over with new wood, through which Malaya's dad had cut the hole for the cat door, years ago when she first moved in.

The second problem was the size of the hole. It was impossible to precisely measure with the wooden cover over it, but it looked the hole was going to be just slightly too small. Wide enough by a few inches, but just a fraction too low. Literally, like an eighth of an inch too low. We're talking the thickness of a coin, but we couldn't tell without some destruction.

Before we got going on that, we made a call. Another customer at Lowe's had mentioned seeing portable A/C units a few days before, at Fry's. "Of course!" we thought, "Why didn't we think of Fry's?" They're a huge computer store, but they sell every sort of household-size electronic gadget; not appliances, no microwaves or vacuums or washer/driers, but lots of cool stuff. Every kind of computer item, but also televisions, stereos, wine coolers, mini-fridges, and more. And what self-respecting geek doesn't have a portable A/C unit in his computer room? How else can you keep things cool with 10 computers burning it up during a LAN party?

So when we got home we called Fry's. (Driving straight there was out of the question, since I was 99% sure they'd be sold out, and besides, the route there took us right by our home, and even if they'd had a portable a/c unit, we could not have fit it and the big one from Lowe's in my car at the same time. Not without leaving Malaya behind, at least.)

So we muscled the big one into the house, chugged another water each, and called Fry's. What did the woman say when she answered the phone?

"Thank you for calling Fry's, we're open until 11pm tonight and if you're calling about the air conditioners we're all sold out."

I laughed and said, "Thank you." and hung up.

Then I chugged another water (I'd had 3 gatorades and maybe 8 bottles of water already that day) and got to work on the wall while Malaya headed out to a pet store. After all, we weren't just gaining an air conditioner, we were losing a cat potty, and she wanted one of those boxes shaped like a turtle shell, with a built in top and sides so they wouldn't kick litter all over the house. About like this one, as it turned out.

Tearing off the wall was quite a chore, and the fact that I was doing it in 99 degree heat didn't help much either. After I got the front off I removed the hinged door on the back patio (which we previously swung open to remove the litter boxes to scoop them) and then spent about 20 minutes just sweeping all the loose litter out. The cats kick, the stuff goes everywhere, and we had maybe 10 pounds of litter in there. I ended up cutting a hole in the top of the plastic container of new cat litter just so I could pour the old in for later use. Yes, reusing pre-kicked cat litter. Gee, I sure hope it's good enough for them to shit on.

Once I had the box cleaned out and the carpet remnants reemovved, Much to my surprise, it turned out that the box was a metal case with a bottom that slid out; clearly something that had been installed for the previous a/c unit, and that had fit it properly. It was much too low for our new one, but we were still hoping it would just fit into the hole, once I removed the metal housing. This was a lot easier said than done, especially with my hammer and other good tools in Malaya's office where they were taken last week for some picture hanging duty, but I eventually managed to power out some big screws and pry loose 8 finger-length nails (such fun with only a screwdriver and pair of pliers), and the box was mine!

At which time I discovered, much to our shared horror, that the hole was in fact, about 1/4 too low. Or possibly not tall enough. And it remained too small, even after we vigorously sanded down the upper edge of sheetrock on the inside, and said a lot of bad words. There was no making it any bigger, either. Whoever cut the hole in the wall did it with tools we do not possess, and then nailed thick wood inside, above and below, to give the heavy A/C unit something to be anchored to. It's basically a window through the wall, at floor level, but without any sill. And it's a fraction of a centimeter too short for our a/c to fit.

We weren't going to give up at that point; not with the temp still near 100 at 6pm, and a miserable night in front of fans ahead of us. So with more grunting and straining I got the a/c unit outside, and we propped up the metal plate from the old a/c box, and levered the front of the new unit through the hole, and blocked off the extra spaces at the sides with some foam and a towel and some duct tape. Yes, it really does fix everything. Except enlarge openings that are slightly too small for the applicance you wish to cram into them.



Our makeshift solution wasn't pretty, but it's almost identical in function to the ideal; the front of the a/c unit is just about six inches further back than we'd planned. We're not going to leave it there; but we need a tool to chew up the wood a bit. Just a little bit removed from the top and bottom should be enough to slide the big, heavy, metal a/c unit into the wall, and once it's in we'll add a strip of wood to the one side that's too wide, paint it white, and that will be that. The question is what are we going to do with the thing come winter. Sudden runaway global warming aside, it's cool-to-cold here from October through May, and we really liked it when the cats had their litter boxes outside. So maybe we'll pull the a/c out of the wall and stick it in a corner somewhere come fall, and reinstall it next summer, if we're unfortunate enough to still be living here then?

I've gotten ahead of my story though, for words can hardly do justice to the blissful joy we experienced when the a/c had been running for a few minutes, and the cold air began to pour forth. It did almost nothing at first; cooling the room about as much as your open fridge does to your kitchen. It had quite a bit of work to do, obviously, with the entire apartment up over 95 degrees, but it chugged along valiantly, and we were suddenly quite happy they'd only had 18,000 BTU models, instead of a much less powerful 10,000 BTU like we'd been planning to buy.

After an hour the living room right in front of the a/c was cooling, but mostly along the floor, and only in front of the unit. It's funny; the plastic vents on the inside can be turned a bit to the sides, like the ones in a car, but they don't turn very far, and the air was mixing about as easily as the Rios Negro and Solimoes.

Directly in front of the vents, and up to about thigh height, the air was like 75, and very comfortable. Chest height, or a foot to either side of the path of the vents, it was 85. A step further to either side, or around the corner in the kitchen or bathroom or bedroom, the temperature was unchanged, and pushing 100.

So we left. Turned the a/c fan on high, laid out some cool clothing, shared a quick cool shower, threw on our clothing, and all but ran out the door. Our celebratory dinner was a Todai, and though my meal was most memorable for the fact that I drank 5 full glasses of Pepsi, and a fair amount of Root Beer and water too, it was pretty tasty. And by the time we got home the living room was feeling pretty comfortable, though the rest of the condo was still meltingly hot. Especially the bedroom.

We couldn't take the cool to the bed, so we did the next best thing. Dragged the Memory Foam matress cover out into the living room, threw a fresh sheet on top, and sacked out as early as we could stand to. Sleeping in front of the cold fan wasn't that great; either my toes were cold or my core was hot, and the blowing air on my face wasn't pleasant. I went to bed around 1 and got up at 6, after waking up at least every hour all night, but it beat the hell out of sweating away the night in the bedroom. And we would have sweated; thanks to the humidity the temp never got below about 74 outside, and the bedroom was still 87 at about 9am, despite the window being open all night. It's about 83 in there now, with the window closed and the door open and a fan blowing cool air in from the hallway.

I'm not sure if this A/C unit will ever get the bedroom cool, at least not while the outside temps are so grossly above normal, but that's more the fault of our apartment layout than the power of the a/c. I'm sitting here Sunday afternoon at 2, wearing house pants, a t-shirt, and socks, and I'm actually a little cold, this room's gotten so nice. If you stand with your back to the a/c and take 5 steps, then turn left in the hallway and take four steps, then turn left and take 4 more, you'll bump into the bed. And if you didn't, and physical objects didn't slow you down, another left turn and another five steps would put you back just about where you began. As they say, 2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do.

There's not much air flow down the hallway and then into the bedroom, not even with fans helping it along (I ran a box fan full speed blowing out the bedroom window last night for hours, to negligible effect.) and with today's forecast just as miserable as yesterday's and tomorrows, I suspect we'll be sleeping on the living room floor again. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Especially not once Malaya returns from her parents' house with our inflatable air mattress.

Tragically, the new a/c wasn't without casualities. Besides yesterday's sore back and today's aching right bicep (strained it lifting something, at some point), and a pair of weird little cuts on my right hand, the constant exhaust of super hot air basically BBQed one of our favorite and (previously) healthiest plants. You see it here this morning, and it was sitting maybe 4 feet behind the a/c unit, where it's been growing and blocking the view up into our bedroom or several years. It's been doing okay with the furnace weather, but the kiln exhausts from the a/c literally cooked most of the leaves.

Still, no glorious battles are won without losses, and if that plant, and the four others I moved from beside our bedroom window before they could join it, are the only prices we pay for this liberation from the tyranny of baking heat, it's a clear victory for our side. (At least until we get next month's electric bill...)

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Hmm, I do like hot weather, but that's too hot.

We got a full size 3-unit A/C (heatpump) installed at the end of last summer. One in the lounge, one in the bedroom and one in my office. They don't do super well at heating, but they do marvelously at cooling, taking the bedroom from 80 down to a bearable 65 in an hour or so.

As for the A/C being on the floor and not cooling the upper air that well, it might be worth setting up a fan next to it that helps to distribute the air around, either blowing the cold air out or blowing the hot air towards it. Worth experimenting with.


 

Our power went out yesterday at 5pm and finally came back on 24 hours later. Talk about being grumpy in the heat x10. Ie ended up going to one of my husband's offices to sit in their AC while he did some work.

Glad you found a unit so you can at least get a little relief from the insanity. :D And yeah, a lot of the ones they sell in stores these days, despite their giant power-rating numbers, they really aren't that powerful and many actually end up only putting out (using?) little better than half of their claim. Or something like that, I don't remember the details. Consumers Reports did a report on that recently. You can't expect them to cool an entire house - they're largely for one-room use only, whether they have wheels or they're window-mounted.


 

Three weeks of heat and we haven't even hit the hottest time of the year!

I know Berkeley and Oakland have Tool Libraries as part of their book library programs if you need additional tools for that hole in your wall. Your plant will probably survive the baking.

Might want to try opening the window in the bedroom to get the cool air there. If I recall from college physics, by opening the window and blowing the air out of the room, it'll create an airflow to get the cool air in.

No AC in Oakland, but we open the window in the dining room and the window in the bedroom for the air flow to slowly move around.


 

Really you should be thankful that all the stores were sold out of smaller units. Depending on how much you use it, that will likely save you a lot of money. The biggest mistake most people make when they buy those window A/C units is to buy the cheapest one (usually about 5,000 or 6,500 btu), since they are only using it for a small room. The problem is that while they may be rated for 100sq ft. (and why do they rate them by square feet? Wouldn't cubic feet make more sesne?), that is in ideal conditions; tested in an empty room and mounted directly in the center of the wall, which is just never possible in a real life situation. The smaller unit will have to struggle to keep the room remotely cool, and if it is too small, the A/C may never kick off.

It costs a little more to run an 18,000 btu A/C than to run a 6,500 when the compressor is running, but when they cycle to fan, it costs exactly the same. The larger unit should be able to cool down the room (though you can't will the cool air where you want it) and then start cycling the compressor on and off. The smaller A/C would struggle to cool the room, and may never cycle off.

I made that mistake with the first one I bought, and it ran constantly. It cost me about $100 to run it per month, which I just assumed was the going rate. When it went out last year, I bought a new one with double the rating. I assumed it was going to cost a little bit more to run, but when I got the first bill, I found that it had only cost $70 to run it for the month.

Since A/C is pretty much required in Arizona for about 4 months, I would have saved about $500 dollars on electric bills if I had just bought the larger unit when I first decided to get one five years ago.

Now if I could just find one that could fit in an opening that is 18.5" wide, I wouldn't be dripping sweat while I type this.


 

Have you been getting any power outages up there in SF? Our power went out again, for 16 hours this time, yesterday. :/

The power demand all over CA lately is just crazy, with State 2 emergency status and requests for voluntary non-use from companies as well as homeowners. I sure hope it cools off soon like they're predicting so things can calm down.

I tell ya, this has been a lesson on how stupid people who are unused to such heat can be...power goes out, and when it comes on again, what do they all do - turn on their AC and fans once more instead of taking the hint that maybe our power companies can't handle the load, and boom, the power goes out again.


 

Have you been getting any power outages up there in SF? Our power went out again, for 16 hours this time, yesterday. :/

The power demand all over CA lately is just crazy, with State 2 emergency status and requests for voluntary non-use from companies as well as homeowners. I sure hope it cools off soon like they're predicting so things can calm down.

I tell ya, this has been a lesson on how stupid people who are unused to such heat can be...power goes out, and when it comes on again, what do they all do - turn on their AC and fans once more instead of taking the hint that maybe our power companies can't handle the load, and boom, the power goes out again.

(hope this doesn't double-post, clicked post once and it didn't seem to register - if it does, apologies)


 

Oh...you have comments on approval now. Sorry...delete this and the doubleposting, then. :)


 

We've been lucky enough not to have any blackouts here, but who knows; they could come at any time. Lamorinda is a pretty spread out area; low population density and no big businesses, so I'd think we're not high on the power usage target board.


 

Have you tried closing the bedroom window completely yet? Part of the benefit of an air conditioner is that it removes humidity from the air...but only if you continually cycle indoor air through it. Opening up the bedroom window lets all that new, humid air back in and ruins the...uh...conditioning. Not sure how well this works for a wall unit, but out here in the boonies in Indiana, where most everyone has central air, it makes a big difference if you leave just one window open.

May be worth a try...


 

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