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Friday, December 15, 2006  

Random Question.


If triathlons had a weight lifting component, who would win them? Okay, quadathlons. Run a marathon, swim a few miles, bike 120 miles, and then what's a fair comparison? Lift 10 tons of free weights, in whatever denomination you desire? So you'd need to do 5000 20 pound arm curls, or something like that. I suppose you'e need rules forcing a variety of weight lifting, or someone could just do a bunch of squats, using the same muscles they use for running and biking.

Anyway, assuming some governing body worked out an equitable distribution of weight lifting requirements, and it was roughly as grueling as the other three legs of the event (not that they're actually balanced; the swimming takes a fraction the time of the running/biking) what sort of person would win? I can't see the pencil thin runner types managing the weight lifting, but those super skinny Kenyan types are mostly marathoners anyway; you need more muscle to have the endurance to finish a full triathlon in 8-9 hours. I can't see big muscular types doing it either; sure they'd blow through the weights in 1/10th the time, but weight lifting is a high energy, short time activity. You can't lift weights for an hour, not without lots of downtime between sets, and that hardly fits into a race.

So... the muscular guys (and girls) would clean up on weights, and then get lapped during the marathon and bike and finish 3 hours behind. In other words, quadathlon winners would be... slightly more muscular triathletes. Well, that was a pointless little exercise in logic, wasn't it?

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