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Friday, February 02, 2007  

Band Names Mail


I last updated the content in the Band Names section sometime in late 2002, and while I would love to go over it and add in more bands and update the existing entries, I can't see that happening any time soon. I just have too many other time-consuming priorities for the immediate forever. I am glad I put in the hours to get that section online though, primarily since it has generated such a steady string of amusing (to me) reader feedback. (A couple of years worth I'd lazily not posted were tragically lost in my hard drive crash a few months ago.)

The mails are easily classified into two distinct camps. 1) "You suck or saying Band A sucks!" and the converse, 2) "You suck for not saying Band B sucks!" I suppose there have been a few praising emails from people who got the joke and managed not to take offense at my comments about their favorite band (while enjoying the comments about every other band on there), but those are few and far between. And honestly, less amusing/interesting to me than the (attempted) flames.

I bring this up because, as you've long since guessed, another of the "what joke?" type ones came in yesterday. Yes, I'll share:
Regarding your shallow and uninformed comments about Frank Zappa. The phrase is: "Necessity is the Mother of Invention". I realize you're probably just a youngish dolt, and have no real idea about, or interest in the history of bands from the '60's. Or in words, or phrase, or language for that matter.

Some of the goofy comments you make about the bands based on their names shows your lack of depth about the band and where the name came from. Someone with more commitment and love of the subject would make this a very cool site. It wouldn't matter if that wasn't your particular decade of teenagerism.
Thanks gramps. I think some dust puffed out of my ethernet cable when this hunk of yellowing parchment landed. Here's a link to Frank Zappa's entry.

This guy isn't quite as clueless as some, but really, isn't this just the 60 y/o's version of the PissedOffToolFan mail now on top of the feedback page? Youthful passion and stupidity has mellowed into senior disapproval and dismay at what the world's coming to?

Incidentally, it's a subject for another blog and a writer both older and more knowledgeable on the subject, but don't you think there's a clear generational divide between the Boomers/Hippies and everyone younger than them, in their attitude towards music? I grew up with Mtv and hair metal and gangster rap and Nu Metal and other crap of that ilk, most of which was obviously disposable garbage meant only for a moment's amusement. It's almost inconceivable to me that a rock band would have anything worthwhile to say, or that anyone would really care about a musical group. Listen to them and enjoy their music, sure. But actually care what they were about or what they stood for? WTF?

People closer to my parents' age though are still have a reverence for rock music as an Important Thing. They grew up worshipping the Beatles and all the Woodstock hippy bands, and in their youth music was going to change the world, and rock bands were a leading force behind the anti-Vietnam revolution. It gives them an entirely different mindset from my, "rock musicians are stupid junkie drunks who should be mocked," and as when they (the older readers) see an irrerevant and obviously-intentionally "shallow" and "uninformed" feature like my band names section, they get offended on some internal level. They

Back to the Frank Zappa fan... what else is there to say? I don't care if someone finds the band names entries funny or not; it just saddens me when people don't realize they're (attempted) humor. If someone mailed to say I couldn't write and that I wasn't funny, I'd be inconsolable, but at least I'd know they got that it was a joke! It's the people who really seem to have no idea that the whole thing is intentionally shallow and mistake-filled and ignorant that make my head hurt.

Also, and this is equally-perplexing... I've received at least half a dozen emails about the Frank Zappa entry over time, and I'm sure that's more than my listing of any other artist has generated. And it's Frank Zappa...? He's been dead for a decade, he never really had any big hits, and I don't even say anything actually mean about him. I expected mails about modern bands from clueless 14 y/o's like PissedOffToolFan, and hoped for a gaggle of fury from some boy band forum at some point, but I can honestly say I never expected to get an email about Frank Zappa. I only included him since he's on the Z page, and aside from Rob Zombie and ZZ Top, who the hell else am I going to put there? If Zappa were spelled Szappa or something like that (sounds like a sparking water from Switzerland, doesn't it?) I would never have thought to include him, since he just wasn't that famous and has never been relevant during my lifetime. So whence cometh the emails about him? Is my entry linked from some Frank Zappa resource or wikipedia or what? I tried googling his name and the name of his band and my page didn't show up in the first few pages. It's a mystery.

Also, this is completely OT, but I just looked over the Band Names FAQ and the last question lists resources for finding actual information about the bands. Which is fine, and I remember surfing those when I was "researching" the section (all the better to make intentional errors). The funny part is that there's no wikipedia listing. That's how old the Band Names pages are... I did them before wikipedia was a useful resource for pop culture info! Now I'd make wikipedia my first and probably last stop for info about anything added to that section, though the encyclopedia with standards style of wikipedia wouldn't help much with half assed guesses about actual band name origins.

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I don't even think that the music from the 60's was quite so important. Sure a lot of the songs were preaching peace and love, or in protest of a war, but other than to take the then teenagers mind off of it, it isn't as if they really did anything.

I suppose it could probably be argued that the songs back then had more substance, or at least some meaning, but I listened to all my parent's old albums when I was a kid, and all I heard was a bunch of thinly veiled (if that) drug references.

My Mother likes to point out that John Lennon was actually kicked out of the USA for speaking out against the war, but she -like most who make that argument- completely neglects to mention that he was a resident alien with multiple drug charges against him at the time. Come to think of it, what would she have done/said if I had been idolizing some drug addict who was so vociferously against the government when I was her age?

All of which has nothing to do with band names. But let's face it, if you have it in you to name your daughter "Moon Unit", you probably have enough of a sense of humor to chuckle at a page that gives arbitrary ratings to bands based on nothing but their names poking a bit of fun at you. Their fans, maybe not so much.


 

The band name section is pretty weird and most readers must think it is the product of a twisted mind belonging to a spoiled brat who has nothing better to do with his time than to write off-the-wall evaluations of band names.

The writing is not that good, the "humor" is not very funny, but at least the writer amused and keeps amusing himself by drawing emails he can write about and keep from getting even more bored.

Get a real job and do something productive for yourself, if not for your mate, or even society.


 

Well I asked for it, but come on, have some subtlety... When I say I never get any mails saying the band names aren't funny, it doesn't work if you post that in the comments of the same thread! You've got to wait a few weeks and mail as if you never heard the initial request. Sheesh, do I have to explain everything around here?


 

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