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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Do we still have to feel bad,now?



Friday, May 04, 2007  

Do we still have to feel bad,now?


So one of the Saint Louis Cardinals' pitchers died last week when his car crashed into a tow truck parked on the shoulder of a freeway. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth because he was so young and it was a senseless tragedy, etc. Today the autopsy results were released and um... yeah.
Hancock's blood-alcohol level was 0.157, nearly twice Missouri's legal limit of 0.08, Graham said.

Police chief Joe Mokwa said 8.55 grams of marijuana and a glass pipe used to smoke marijuana were found in the rented Ford Explorer. Toxicology tests to determine if drugs were in his system had not been completed.

An accident reconstruction team determined Hancock was traveling 68 mph in a 55 mph zone when his SUV struck the back of a flatbed tow truck stopped in a driving lane. Mokwa said there was no evidence Hancock tried to stop. He did swerve, but too late to avoid the collision.

Hancock was not wearing a seat belt, but Graham said the belt would not have prevented his death.

Mokwa said Hancock was speaking with a female acquaintance about baseball and baseball tickets and that the conversation ended abruptly, apparently when the accident occurred. A police report said Hancock told the female acquaintance he was on his way to another bar and that he planned to meet her there.
So he was very drunk, and stoned, and speeding, and not wearing his seatbelt, and talking on the phone to some groupie/hook up about meeting her at another bar at 1 in the morning when he drifted out of his lane and slammed into a tow truck, which probably had about 50 flashing lights on the back of it. Honestly, is this still a tragedy? Or a Darwin Award?

Let's just conclude that he was a very stupid rich young jock doing the sort of thing stupid rich young guys always do, and be glad he didn't kill anyone else in the process.

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