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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: News of the Weird



Thursday, April 24, 2008  

News of the Weird


A couple that got me laughing from the past month.
A 39-year-old man who had been cited 32 times for driving without a seat belt (and who finally rigged a fake belt in his car to create the illusion that he was belted in) was killed in a low-impact car crash that would not have been fatal to a belted driver (Okata, New Zealand; coroner's inquest, February). [Fairfax News (Stuff.co.nz), 2-23-08]

News of the Weird cited a police report last May that an unidentified man in Guelph, Ontario, had committed at least three incidents of approaching women and asking to be kicked in the groin. After seven such incidents, Jarrett Loft, 28, pleaded guilty in March 2008 to one count and was sentenced to 60 days in jail. Loft offered no explanation for his behavior, other than that he was "curious." One victim, saying that she feared what Loft might do if she refused, repeatedly kicked him between the legs, after which he thanked her and rode off on his bicycle. [Guelph Mercury, 3-29-08]
Mr. Seat Belt Darwin Award aside, what's up with the second guy? It's not an unheard of fetish, at least not to News of the Weird readers, but jail time for that? Talk about adding insult to injury. How can it be illegal to ask someone to kick you in the nuts? Some kind of public nuisance or disturbing the peace law there, I guess.

Seriously though, someone point this man to the classified ads. How hard would it be for him to find women to volunteer for that? Just run a Craig's List ad and you'll have no shortage of feet looking for your groin. "Angry after your boyfriend cheated on you? Dumped you? Want revenge for being assaulted? Have I got an offer for you..."

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