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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Palin Keeps on Giving



Thursday, November 27, 2008  

Palin Keeps on Giving


Despite (arguably) being the main reason for Barack Obama's electoral triumph, former Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin just keeps delivering humor unto us, by virtue of, 1) the media's continuing interest in the soap opera/train wreck that is her life, and 2) her eagerness to keep talking on camera.

Writer and poet Julian Gough took notice, and he's started a (joking, I hope) campaign to draft Palin for the US Poet Laureate. His reasoning? Her fantastically um... creative... verbal utterances, which can almost be set to music. Where most of us see cluelessness and a desperate flailing to work her memorized talking points into her incoherent replies, Julian sees poetry. Here's what he created from one of Palin's long-form-tomatoe replies.
Africa, a poem by Sarah Palin

"And the relevance
To me
With that issue,
As we spoke
About Africa and some
Of the countries
There that were
Kind of the people
Succumbing to the dictators
And the corruption
Of some
Collapsed governments
On the
Continent,
The relevance
Was Alaska's
Amazingly, this isn't an entire sentence. It's just an excerpt from the middle of one that was even longer, and more traumatic for any English teachers in attendance. Here's Palin, uncut:
"I don't know, because I remember the discussion about Africa, my concern has been the atrocities there in Darfur and the relevance to me with that issue, as we spoke about Africa and some of the countries there that were kind of the people succumbing to the dictators and the corruption of some collapsed governments on the continent, the relevance was Alaska's investment in Darfur with some of our permanent fund dollars, I wanted to make sure that that didn't happen anymore."
Tell me you don't prefer the poetry version to that?

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