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	BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Awkward Family Photos Friday, June 05, 2009 Awkward Family Photos It's more a chuckle at the weirdness than LOL at the hilarity sort of site, but I've recently spent a few happy minutes perusing the wares at http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com. It is what it sounds like, and for better of worse the photos are the attraction; whoever's running the site has the lack of words/good sense not to add value/detract from the photos with amusing/annoying captions. A few samples that caught my eye. Whose idea was this? I like to think the photographer came up with it, instead of one (or more) of the family members. But did the photog mean it as a joke, or at least some sort of ironic commentary? One of the surprising things to me about these photos is how often one of the celebrants provokes a legitimate, "It's Pat!" moment. I could not make a strong argument as to the gender of the human on the left. I'm leaning male, since there appears to be a downy layer of arm hair, and since the other one is clearly a woman. And she doesn't look dyke-y. On the other hand... sandals. KD Lang hair. And a pot-bellied pig... in a t-shirt? The funny thing about this photo, which I've seen online for years, is that the dad actually looks the best. He's got a very masculine, Fabio/Bon Jovi vibe going, and an engaging smile. Only the pirate shirt/chest hair argues against him. On the other hand, the mom looks lobotomized, pebble-toothed, and her bangs could spur an international dispute, and not just over hair spray quotas. The child is just tragic, and, one hopes, an amnesiac. At first glance this one's enough to convince you that Hitler was right, but just on the wrong side of the "white people or not" debate. At a closer look though, they don't appear to be chromosomally-deficient. The girl has a sweet face, and the guy might even be good looking in a baby-faced sort of way, despite sporting perhaps the worst short hair style ever devised for a Caucasian male. I'm a little puzzled as to why his body is orange while his face is pasty white, but I'm guessing a bit too much powder and bad studio lighting. As for the pose... well, she's got nice skin, and it's only the second stupidest thing this young couple has ever done. Labels: humor Posted by: Flux # 11:45 PM Comments: www.awkwardboners.com In the second photo the left person is clearly a guy - look at his nose. #: 3:45 PM posted by Lanthanide http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/?p=76 Another photo of the hair family. #: 4:52 PM posted by Lanthanide Post a Comment << Home Archives May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2012

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