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Tuesday, June 16, 2009  

An outbreak of professional pearl clutching


Continuing with my recent string of, "This would make a great blog post if I'd taken the time to research and find supporting links." I'm just going to half-ass it and wave airily towards various portions which we'll pretend have the supporting example links I'm not about to take the time to hunt up. (I promise that I've read numerous posts and seen countless examples of every generalized point I make in this. I just didn't save all the links for eventual regurgitation.)

First, some psychology.

It's basic human nature feel that our rewards are entirely deserved. Everyone wants to feel that they've earned their success, and that they triumphed over uniquely difficult circumstances to achieve it. This tendency is natural and can be quite useful if it's motivating, but it's also easy to hate when unjustly displayed in others. See any of the millions of mentions of "born on third base and thinks he/she hit a triple" as usually ascribed to George Bush, Paris Hilton, privileged children of rich white people, any starlet on an Mtv reality show, etc. And yes, I realize that George Bush and Paris Hilton are specific examples of "privileged children of rich white people."

A related human tendency is to want to feel uniquely put upon and troubled in our suffering or misfortune. This goes all the way up to a cosmological level, with the "everything happens for a reason" consolation so many people embrace, but on a smaller scale, we all like to bitch about their problems, and to feel that we are simply besieged by difficulties we must surmount. Find anyone with a lot on their metaphorical plate and they'll so happily unload the story of their woes that you'll be left thinking how easily they could dig their way out of their troubles, if they only applied as much effort to fixing them as they do to bitching about them.

This is most exemplified by fairly well off people without any really serious problems. You have to be well off and pampered to invent maladies to suffer from. As the joke goes, there aren't any anorexics in Ethopia. Starving, homeless, endangered, desperate people are too busy struggling to stop to bitch about it. They're accustomed to having to really work to get through, and a momentary wave of extra difficulties isn't going to make them complain. It will either kill them or send them into true despair, usually chemically-induced.

As with most states of human emotion, it's primarily change and a state of flux that causes us to feel depressed or elated. A poor person who becomes a millionaire from a lottery win is elated. A person who has been a millionaire all along doesn't think anything of it, but if they lost much of their fortune they'd be utterly crushed and despondent, even if their new net worth was equivalent to or greater than that of 90% of the people around them. It's the change and the shock of readjustment that blows people away; once we've adjusted, almost whatever level we're at, we tend to achieve equilibrium. People in new love soar with happiness. People who just broke up are despondent. Yet both will be much the same, psychologically, in a month or two.

This tendency was beautifully illustrated a number of times recently, by the vociferous complaining of formerly super rich, now just rich, Wall Street traders and investment bankers and others hit hard by the recent implosion of the US and worldwide financial markets. People who were used to earning millions a year by doing no actual work, just moving numbers around on paper, many of which allowed other, even richer people, to pretend to have "earned" money from their investments, were simply stunned to lose their investments and their livelihoods. And lots of them wrote op-eds complaining about the changes to the financial market, and seemed quite surprised when the reply from most people was to offer to pour gasoline over their heads and hand them a book of matches.

"But look at all the money I lost? Look at the great job I used to have before my company cratered!" they said, wallowing in their personal misery of a net worth dropping below 8-figures. And to them, it was a colossal disaster and they had a lot of undirected rage. They certainly weren't going to point at the house of cards financial system that had so enriched them (which everyone else was pointing at) since that would be like blaming themselves. So they frequently blamed the Obama Administration, since that's where the action was going on and the bailouts and new rules were coming from.

The thing that few of them did, at least few of the ones who got into the news, was to realize that they were still richer than 95% of Americans, and that no one in the general public was going to give them any sympathy for having to downsize from their multimillion dollar penthouse and maybe sell off a summer home at a loss, since the housing market was crashing. (As a direct result of their own financial mechanizations.)


Another variation of these psychological traits is currently being exhibited by much of the right wing of the blogosphere, as they reel from one (pretend?) outrage to another, simply wallowing in their shared feeling of victimization. All through the 00s, these same people reveled in their take-no-prisoners style of political dominance, crowing down at progressives and moderates, asserting the onset of a permanent Republican majority, ignoring all calls for moderation and cooperation, wanking to crazed pipe dreams of the Iraq war leading to a magical flowering of pro-American democracy across the Middle East, etc. And now that the tables have, as they're wont, turned, policies they disagree with are uniquely horrible and dangerous, the centrist Obama is a dangerous radical Marxist illegal alien, etc. The overall conceptual issue is worth discussion, but it's way too big a topic for even my meandering blog essays to scratch.

What I do want to mention are a few recent events of especially ripe faux-outrage. The most recent, in fact it's still ongoing, is the "David Letterman told a few off-color jokes about Sarah Palin." It's not that Sarah Palin supporters (yes there are such people, hard though that is to comprehend) are upset that a late night comedy show host made jokes about a joke-rich celebrity. They're allowed to have partisan feelings. The funny part (for an outside observer) is the frenzy of (mock?) outrage and hyperbole that makes up the caterwauling.

A better blog post would run through a bunch of examples. This one will simply point you to this week's Village Voice column by the excellent Roy Edroso, in which he compiles a representative sample of the inferno of outrage Letterman's fairly tame remarks have kindled. If you don't real political blogs, let me assure you that those cited examples are not in any way unusual or cherry-picking. The ones Edroso quotes there are not even a drop in the bucket of the iceberg's tip. Literally the entire right wing of the blogosphere has been caterwauling about that since it happened, spurring each other on to greater and greater heights of outrage.

Another example popped up a couple of weeks ago, when an article went (briefly) online on the Playboy.com website. Yes, that they have words there was news to me to. In it some columnist wrote a rather edgy piece about the sexual desirability of the top 10 female Republican media figures "we love to hate." The article would have gone quietly into the night, except that the author made the mistake of giving each of them a "hate fuck" rating.

I first saw the article mentioned on lefty blogs, most of whom were commenting on the righty bloggers blowing a gasket over it. The obvious and immediate reaction for most was to think, "If this list with identical words were about liberal women, the right bloggers would be cheering it on and telling every offended feminist and leftist to get a sense of humor and stop being so politically correct." But since it was about right wing women, the formerly insensitive, "get back in the kitchen and bake me a pie, Missy!" Bill O'Rly, Andrew Dice Clay, Rush Limbaugh-loving bloggers were deeply, morally offended.

Helpfully for the right bloggers, lots of feminist bloggers (who are 99% liberal, for fairly obvious historical and cultural reasons) felt it was their duty to get all worked up labeling the Playboy article as misogynistic. Which it was, but so is most edgy humor, as well as racist, or homophobic, or other such descriptions that we generally apply to things that are worthy of contempt.

It was hard to find the article for a few days, since Playboy took it down shortly after the blogosphere exploded over it, but thankfully Red State, a right wing attempted answer to the hugely popular left wing Daily Kos community site, posted screenshots. Which is where I read it, and where this link points.

I wouldn't have written the article myself, and I certainly don't agree with the author's rankings, but if you actually read the article... it's not that bad. The main feminist criticism of it is immediately proved to be overblown and hysterical (demonstrating that not only right wing bloggers can act as professional pearl clutching outrage merchants), since there's nothing in the article that directly refers to rape, or non-consensual sex. The author's point, as best I can tell, is that a liberal or moderate man wants to have sex with these women despite himself. It's a "love to hate, hate to love" sort of thing. You'd fuck them, but you'd hate yourself for doing it, and you might hate her while you were doing it. But it's not an incitement to rape, or an approval of rape.

Yes, some of the much-quoted lines are cruel and vulgar, but that's the whole point. Taken out of context and parsed in intentionally-humorless fashion, they're ugly and crude, but so are the funny parts of most fake opinion pieces on say, The Onion. The article is written from a definite PoV, it's consistent and merciless, and it's certainly not to everyone's liking. But it's not some surpassingly sexist rape manifesto, which most of the critics made it out to be. (But did they treat it that way for political gain, or because they sincerely felt that way? A question I've asked in the past, such as after viewing the mission feminist comments on this blog post of my own, from a few years ago.)

Which is my big (and unanswerable) question about this whole flavor of "all outrage, all the time" media/blog coverage. Are any of these people serious?

When I see it from the top dogs, especially on the right side, I assume it's entirely an act. It's just a game to these people, and they're playing it entirely for cynical political advantage. Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter and their second tier clones Glenn Beck and Michelle Malkin are actors, as surely as professional wrestlers. None of those people react sincerely to anything, in their professional lives. Everything from a favored Republican is good and pure and noble, everything from a Democrat is evil and vile and wretched, and the world comfortingly Manichean and bifurcated. Right vs. wrong. Good vs. evil. Black vs. white.

Yet while I've got no doubt that the foremost mouthpieces of the right wing media are utterly insincere about their professed beliefs (or are at least overreacting wildly to everything since that's their gimmick to get ratings and energize the faithful, a technique successfully copied from the left by Keith Olbermann), I do wonder about the lower tier media figures. It's the third and fourth tier of media figures; bloggers of the type Edroso quotes in the Village Voice piece, that I'm more curious about.

These guys (and a girl or two) aren't getting paid big bucks. Most of them aren't getting paid at all. Yet they're just as vociferous and hysterical over any new event that they think might give their side some political traction. Is it an act? Are they just following their leaders? Do they think echoing the various ridiculous talking points will win them more readers and page views? Or are some/any/most of them sincere? I find that really hard to believe; there's simply no way that any adult with the ability to write in complete sentences and operate blogging software sincerely believes David Letterman was intentionally making a joke about Sarah Palin's 14 y/o daughter being knocked up during the 7th inning stretch by Alex Rodriguez.

(Besides the obvious issue of the girl's age, it wouldn't be funny or make any sense if Letterman had known the daughter was the 14 y/o. Everyone assumed Letterman was referring to the 18 y/o daughter, since her pregnancy (allegedly) to her high school dropout jock boyfriend, was comedy fodder during the entire election season. So extending the analogy to her getting pregnant from another, much more eligible bachelor athlete, is why it works as humor. Furthermore, the fact that her parents are fundies, and advocates of "abstinence only" sex-non-ed, adds to the humorous seasoning. In the same way that it's funny when anti-gay politicians get caught "cottaging" with their pants around their ankles in a men's public restroom.)

But some of them must be sincere, at least some of the time?

Also, how far down the food chain does that sort of reaction extend? The commentators on the few right wing blogs that allow comments usually seem to be engaged in some kind of virtual recreation of a Nuremberg Rally (had to Godwin myself there). The ones on the Red State cache of the Playboy article are quite tame, since that site is fairly tightly regulated (only allows right wing opinions, but also deletes profanity and the "nuke all the sand niggers" type comments that fill up most such sites. So if the 4th and 5th tier right wing bloggers are putting on an act to incite their handful of readers, are their readers putting on an act to incite each other? Where's the logic in that?

I'm fundamentally opposed to believing that people are really as dumb as they appear in most internet comments (try to read more than a page of comments on any YouTube video, of any subject, and you can literally feel your IQ dropping), but that's mostly about writing ability and depth of thought. With the political blogs it's a different question, since the commenters are able to write coherently; they just say incredibly stupid things, and seem to have no reasonable connection between the severity of the event in question and their emotional reaction to it. I want to believe they're playing a game, since taking them seriously would be too scary?

Finally, I have to say that I know there are left wing blogs and commenters who are just as deranged over different issues. I just don't read any of the really rabble-rousing left wing blogs since that level of discourse and activism doesn't interest me. I read more intellectual, analytical blogs, mostly leftist, and thus I see lots of links to right wing freakouts over various inconsequential issues. I never see links to left wing blogs doing the same thing, which they must. Just none of the more popular ones, which gives a huge contrast to the right wing noise machine, the stars of which are amongst the most hysterical freak out artists of them all.

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Just a couple of quick things:

1) I realize you probably don't care (i.e. you don't have extensive first-hand knowledge and wouldn't want to), but one of your criticisms of Glenn Beck is off-base. He is quite unlikely to blindly express support for Republicans, and is often critical of both of the old parties.

2) Forget YouTube, I can't even get through the comments at 538.com. This site should have high-level intellectual discussions, but they invariably devolve into partisan nonsense very quickly. I've given up reading them.


 

Ahh "quick" things. Seldom found in these parts.

As for Glenn Beck, my knowledge of him comes from the same place (and shares a consistency with) my knowledge of most of the far right bloggers: from frequently satirical posts by moderate bloggers. And since those posts are, necessarily, made when Glenn Beck or someone like him has done something especially outrageous, my impression of their work is necessarily skewed.

And since I don't own (or miss owning) a TV, I'm unlikely to increase my exposure to Beck's work any time soon.

And yes, I could view online, but... no. From the (perhaps unrepresentative) clips I've seen, the histrionics inherent in his delivery preclude my viewing. Half pro wrestler, half televangelist, his schtick creates a revulsion in me that makes his content entirely irrelevant. He could agree with me on every issue and I couldn't tolerate his antics long enough to appreciate our meeting of the minds.


 

I'd say that bloggers and their readers are simply slightly repressed in real life so their e-vitriol comes out all the more intense. Heck, they don't necessarily have to be repressed, either. That whole veil of anonymity thing tends to amplify emotions.

On Sarah Palin, people are mad at the good old, "if WE did it to THEM..." routine. It seems like "edgy" leftist personalities can mount any baseless criticism they want with impunity while people like Bill O'Reilly are faced with a shitstorm when they call Dr Tiller "Tiller the Baby Killer" or mention that Helen Thomas sounds like the Wicked Witch of the West.

I'm personally of the mind that the world doesn't need any rightist Ann Coulters or leftist Janeane Garofalos. I just wish the latter bitch would catch as much flak for her rhetoric as the former bitch.


 

Well, BillO has risen from his upper middle class roots to become a multimillionaire with a faux-populist schtick as a browbeating, lecturing, abrasive, insulting, condescending, loud mouth. He makes outrageous comments intended to shock and gain attention, and has built a successful career with those antics, so clearly he relishes creating "shitstorms" since that's how he rolls. Even without that back history, the guy spent years demonizing a doctor who carried out legal procedures Bill chose to disagree with on ethical reasons, and as you point out, called the guy, "Tiller the baby killer." Ad when a nut case who is squarely in the BillO fan base murders the doctor... doesn't BillO deserve a shitstorm?

On that issue, I'm surprised that we've not yet heard of wrongful death lawsuits by Tiller's family against personalities like Orielly, and especially against the organized anti-abortion groups. That's how the SPLC heroically ruined a number of white supremacist organizations, whose rhetoric led to assaults and murders much like Tiller's.

As for Ann Coulter, she's a perfect example of the professional outrage merchant. The one that makes me laugh was when she got every author's dream, a puff piece cover and book profile in Time magazine. Naturally, Coulter spent the next month railing against the cover photo.

I don't say it's an exclusively right wing psychosis, but there are certainly a lot of intentionally-polarizing media figures who aren't happy unless they can play the victim. (For personal satisfaction and political leverage.)


 

I can't speak to Beck's TV show as I've only listened to his radio program.

Also, I thought there was some disagreement about whether Tiller's killer was actually a BillO fan? Not that either of us probably cares enough to look it up.

The thing that worries me about connecting what one person says in general with what another person does specifically, is that it sounds eerily similar to the right's argument for censorship of comic books, video games, etc. X teenager is a fan of y violent comic books and committed z crime; therefore, we must censor/eliminate the comic books.

I just don't think it's a good idea in either case.


 

I don't know if the Tiller Killer was a billO fan, but he was clearly in the demographic of people who are, which was my claim. As for the culpability of BillO, I'd sue if I were Tiller's executor. Here's a selection of BillO's remarks about Tiller, in the years leading up to his assassination.

* In the state of Kansas, there is a doctor, George Tiller, who will execute babies for $5,000."

* "For $5,000, 'Tiller the Baby Killer' -- as some call him -- will perform a late-term abortion for just about any reason."

* "Tiller has killed thousands, thousands of late-term fetuses without explanation."

* "No question, Dr. Tiller has blood on his hands."

* " 'Tiller the Baby Killer' out in Kansas, acquitted, acquitted today of murdering babies."

* "This guy will kill your baby for $5,000, any reason. Any reason."

* "If we allow Dr. George Tiller and his acolytes to continue, we can no longer pass judgment on any behavior by anybody."

* "If we allow this, America will no longer be a noble nation."

The factual claims are all lies, of course. 3rd trimester abortions are tightly regulated and Tiller only took on patients who had referrals from their own doctors and documented extreme complications. Facts I'm sure BillO was aware of, but which would have diminished the impact of his demagoguery.

If someone with a huge megaphone had said these things, repeatedly, about your relative, who was eventually murdered by someone whipped into a murderous lather by these sorts of comments... wouldn't you feel obligated to sue? Or just take a shotgun and hide in the bushes outside BillO's mansion and take matters into your own hands?

Not that I'm recommending the later course of action, since I have some level of conscience and decency. Unlike BillO.


 

First off, let me make clear that I'm not a BillO fan. From what I can tell by the policies he endorses he is essentially a socialist (like most Republicans) and he comes off as a bully.

I can understand wanting to sue him for what he said, but if I were on the jury I would not find for Tiller's family. The action to punish is the murder. Otherwise the slope gets too slippery for me.

On the other hand I realize my political views are in the minority in this country...


 

The murderer was not a Bill fan. In fact, I think he was anti-right wing. But that is hardly relevant.

And no, Bill's claims weren't lies; he's basing those claims on the opinion of a doctor who's actually seen Tiller's records. Plus there's a friggin' video interview of a girl who flat out said that she had her baby aborted by Tiller for reasons completely unrelated to her health.

As for his "outrageous comments," if you actually watched his show you'd know that he's not a sensationalist. If he's yelling, chances are it's about a baby murderer or child rapist getting a year in prison and some probation; he's very defensive of the children. Among right wing personalities, he's the least sensationalist by far. Not to mention he doesn't even hold a candle to the major left wing personalities.

Also, LOL @ at the socialist bit. Care to explain that one for me? I watch the guy just about every night and I have to say... socialist isn't what comes to mind when his name pops into my head.


 

Well, to be fair I don't listen to him that often, but I specifically remember him stating that he is for government-run healthcare. He also was constantly attacking the oil companies for making so-called "windfall profits" and presumably wanted the government to intervene in the industry. I can't remember any other specific points right now, but those two always stuck with me. (This was on his radio show.)


 

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