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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Which is More Likely?



Friday, June 05, 2009  

Which is More Likely?


Or less likely, if you'd prefer to bet from that end... I'm speaking, of course, of the 3 "ads" displayed on the megaupload.com file download page seen below, in a screenshot I snapped whilst occupied downloading comic books (because sometimes even I run low on websites to surf while wasting time).


Personally, I think the lesbian porn on YouTube is the most likely. True, there's no actual porn on YouTube, but you an find a fair amount of grainy, non-nude "sexy" videos, mostly of the "pudgy webcam girl in short skirt" variety. I've never checked into it, (Not until I went to find this link, at least.) but I'm sure there are videos of girls kissing, on YouTube. So if that's all you were expecting, you could see it. That said, I'm quite sure the clickable ad/image would have taken me nowhere near a fairly-innocent YouTube makeout video, had I clicked it. (I should have, in the interests of journalistic integrity. I did not, cause I don't care and neither do you.

It's tougher to decide on second place on the "more likely" medal podium, isn't it? Are you more likely to get $173/an hour from Google for posting links? Or to find a girl who looks like that from an online dating site? It's kind of a coin flip, but I'll have to go with the dating site girl. There are some some really hot women on personals sites. Of course they wouldn't date you, and are only interested in rich men and/or celebrities, but they're out there. Not via the click on this ad, but they do exist.

Unlike the third place finisher. Even people who credulously read emails from exiled Nigerian royalty laugh at the idea that anyone ever has or will ever earn 173/hour posting links.


And yes, I typo'ed the password in the screenshot. Bonus points if you noticed that before reading it here.

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I've been to that '173/hour' site before. It looks like it may actually be true, for that one particular individual, that she once earned $5,000 in one particular month. But obviously it's not consistent nor sustainable and certainly no more than a handful of people could ever do that, so with more suckers piling on they'd never make it.

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Pity the captchas are all lower case: iStab could be a new apple product.


 

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