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I don't know where there is a comprehensive list of the worst games of all time, but I do have a nomination: Chronicles of the Sword. (I would love to steer you to the homepage for it but I can't seem to find one, though it is ten years old)
Now, this game takes sucking to levels that I never thought possible. There are a couple of reviews for it on Amazon.com, one of which must obviously have been written by a spokesman for the company, the other two are pretty accurate. Except that they don't include the worst detail about the game. When I bought the game in early 1997 it was unplayable. I don't mean that it was difficult (impossible would be a better word), but because you literally could not play it. Stick the cd into your playstation and it would start the game, the second you try to leave the first screen the screen would lock up and give an error message. Psygnosis did have a help line for the game at the time, which told you how to circumvent the problem; all you have to do is open and close the cover several times to make it find the correct data. The only problem was that you were not able to load a saved game in that manner, only advance through it beginning to end. So you would literally have to start over every time you played it. I assume that they managed to fix that on later releases as it is not mentioned in the reviews, but they never seemed to fix the absolute lack of a story line or plot. That is the only game I have ever owned that you actually couldn't play right out of the box. Didn't they beta test the thing?
Try this:
http://www.gamespot.com/reviews.html?type=reviews&platform=5&mode=all&sort=score&dlx_type=all&sortdir=desc Not a compiled list of rankings, but the reviews are generally pretty hilarious. Incidentally, Diablo is the highest rated PC game on gamespot ever.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Games_considered_the_worst_ever
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_commercial_failures_in_computer_and_video_gaming (there are aditional links in these wiki articles, at the bottom) top ten shameful games: http://www.gamespy.com/articles/492/492996p1.html
Database systems are extremely complex, if their product really was in such a bad shape when they shipped it, they probably had to re-write it from scratch.
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